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Speaking in Tongues is essential! (cracks knuckles)

08.03.2026 08:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You Always Want to Bomb the Middle East
You Always Want to Bomb the Middle East YouTube video by Cheekface - Topic

Randomly listened to this this morning before checking the godamned news.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cWI1...

28.02.2026 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

only while you're playing Super Meat Boy

04.02.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

Me every morning in this fucking country

30.01.2026 15:19 👍 4303 🔁 1143 💬 5 📌 12
They Might Beat Giygas (Mashup Album)
They Might Beat Giygas (Mashup Album) YouTube video by idiokit

@stephenge.org I think you and Mal need to listen to this immediately.
youtu.be/JzHwnaK1c7c

31.01.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that's the most relatable thing

14.01.2026 09:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that sort of thing can only be removed with a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

07.01.2026 12:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do you mean Pauline?

29.12.2025 10:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's kind of like how "Nightmare Before Christmas" is a Christmas movie, and a Halloween movie, and also a year-round movie.

23.12.2025 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”

- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895

09.12.2025 14:44 👍 262 🔁 64 💬 2 📌 0

OMG! I love it so much.

04.12.2025 08:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@blastfort.bsky.social

03.12.2025 23:08 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
My cat, Bearcat, clawing at a scrap of fabric.

My cat, Bearcat, clawing at a scrap of fabric.

03.12.2025 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love to open up the fridge of my mind, take one sniff and say "yup, that's some bad brain in there," and then have my brain sneer back at me.

"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.

24.11.2025 18:41 👍 127 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 0

What's making us happy this week: denial

17.11.2025 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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they should always let this happen

05.10.2025 01:57 👍 311 🔁 103 💬 5 📌 9

oh, man, that will unhease you right away

12.11.2025 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not a phase, I'm eternally always in unfiltered gremlin mode.

31.10.2025 07:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lying around with covid. again again

23.10.2025 03:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The BNF chat really converted you, huh?

17.10.2025 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My 2025 Bingo Card. Surprise T. Swift album is now crossed out.

My 2025 Bingo Card. Surprise T. Swift album is now crossed out.

This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.

04.10.2025 17:45 👍 1527 🔁 34 💬 88 📌 8

According to the CDC that has gone up to 178,000

09.10.2025 09:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

19.09.2025 09:33 👍 19665 🔁 8189 💬 259 📌 768

This is why I jog. I have to physically ditch them.

05.10.2025 21:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A classic Garfield panel where where the text is replaced with a Trump quote.

A classic Garfield panel where where the text is replaced with a Trump quote.

24.09.2025 05:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A large yellow warning road sign that reads "Joy Diversion"

A large yellow warning road sign that reads "Joy Diversion"

Roadworks will tear us apart, again

18.09.2025 18:53 👍 344 🔁 83 💬 3 📌 7
The cover to the 1999 Weird Al album "Running With Scissors". Al is running on an athletic track while holding up two pairs of scissors. He has a crazed look in his eyes.

The cover to the 1999 Weird Al album "Running With Scissors". Al is running on an athletic track while holding up two pairs of scissors. He has a crazed look in his eyes.

17.09.2025 01:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

only if consumed within the first 5 minutes of the movie

12.09.2025 09:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idk, I got that bad ending. I should probably go back.

04.09.2025 09:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0