Paul Litchfield

day trip to Norwich

day trip to Norwich

Because of the war or something, Trump has decided that he has won Crufts.

Left to Right.

“When’s the bloody train due?”
“And that’s 300 grams of denim.”
“This isn’t the train station Cecil.”
“I’m just here to get me vape fixed.”
“Which one of you shot my dog?”

Why? Nobody else is.

It’s getting to the point where an escaped goose is gonna affect the fucking economy.

Left to Right.

“Why are the shutters closed?”
“Dunno. Must be running late.”
“Shit. I think the clocks have gone back.”
“Do you know where they keep the dill?”

“Morning Ian.”
“Get stuffed!”
“Ooh someone got up on the wrong side of the dam.”

A colorful oil painting on canvas showing tall, stylized white lilies rising against a bright blue background. The flowers grow from deep purple and dark earthy tones at the bottom, with soft pink outlines and green stems. Thick, expressive brushstrokes create texture and movement, making the flowers appear as if they are emerging upward toward the sky.

"Breathing Upward"
25 х 40 cm.,
acrylic and oil on canvas,
2026

#art #originalart #lilies

I’ve done Alan Icicle’s course and it’s quite enlightening.

I suppose if it were a 3-5-3 syllable structure, it would be called a lowku.

DEEP POEM

and all the while

they seemed to say

fuck Trump!

The tutting and eye rolling are NOTHING to me. Give me my certificate!!!

So happy to discover that my favourite shop ‘Partially Accessible Rubble’ has reopened.

Truth is his Kryptonite.

cinema • selfies • stock • shrubs

“It reminded me of the quote that is often attributed to George Orwell that states, ‘You can’t get better than a Kwik Fit fitter.’”

It’s World Book Day, but why do I bother?

My neighbours kid keeps whinging that Anne Frank didn’t have a red coat, so I dropped her off at school as her off Don’t Look Now.

#worldbookday

art • me • art • tree

Now including expats fleeing from Dubai to Dudley!

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

Feb reads achieved.

SUPERCUT Every Transformation in Wonder Woman (1975-1979) YouTube video by Tommy Westphall's Snowglobe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDpH...

I like the one's where she changes into Wonder-Scuba Woman and the baffling change mid torpedo launch. All in all, a very good use of my time.

How about the way that Arkwright looks at the till?

fuel • games • dinner • brewery