Walked into my psychiatrist this morning and uhh, didnt have much to complain about.
I did ask a question that made her get her text book out real quick tho. Gotta stop stumping my doctors
I think if i woulda dropped my dads passion for sport earlier, and quit soccer myself, I'd be way deeper in this "music career" by now
Home project: theorize, research, plot, purchase, install, configure. Enjoy awesome result!
Work project: theorize, research, plot "oh the user will fuck that up". research, plot, doubt. research, plot, put on hold... come back, theorize, update plot, casually suggest idea to boss, purchase, PANIC.
I hope mitch mcconnel is still alive and miserable in a hospital bed somewhere. Hopefully all the staff is bringing in their kids "tooth fairy" teeth to put in his jello and such
One of those names I only know thanks to the records i inherited from my grandma. Along with Engelbert Humperdink
Fuck impeaching him at this point. How bout we send him to Iceland (calling it Greenland) and tell him that to claim Reykjavik, you simply plant a flag in Fagradalsfjall. And he just dumps all his flaggers in a volcano
I refuse to let my work tell me to install white noise everywhere. No. Buy a couch, Ceiling drapery, thicker carpet, ANYTHING else
I thought i was just quirky being the guy that speaks in mostly sarcasm but doesn't use the inflection to imply it..
Then i heard my genuine answers spoken in dry, deadpan-nerd and realized why everyone has such a hard time telling if I'm joking or not...
Im a late maturer
Holy fuck an SM58 is $110 a pop now???
A bride gave me this track to play for her wedding. I never play a song twice at the same gig, and this was the first time I broke that rule
youtu.be/PAUlCK8kuGU?...
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
Aint no way i just spent a week sick, seemingly got my wife and kid sick... and now im getting their symptoms? 2026 might be the early end for me
A picture of a young child is poking the anus of a medium sized dog, while gently holding the dog's tail up and forward to minimize obstruction. The text overlay reads "Random Acts of Kindness"
Happy Friday, do something nice today
I've never uninstalled a commercial AV system before, but in the dead of winter, with no gloves on, i didn't get a single cut. Im ready for my low voltage cert now, gimme the scars
Fuck im the opposite, i thought i knew what i was setting out to get until i got to the aisle with ... options... *shudder*
I have a dumb question...
Does the groundhog ever get the day wrong and poke out a few days early for a snack? Or over-hibernate and wake up like FUCK IM MISSING THE ONSET OF SPRING THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT
I thought uncut gems was just a bunch of hype around not circumsizing your male children
Lifes remaining mystery,
If poop shot pee
We're still no closer
To who shot the deputy
Just went through my first distortion in the pokemon za dlc. And i gotta say, im either really ill or this was not a worthwhile purchase
I GOT ONE
The monotony has gotten so repetitive that every day when I drive to work. I question whether I put on deodorant or not.
I wonder how it works live on a big stage. Does it pick up monitor feedback? Does it pitch shift with the stage shaking like a vinyl record player?
This was on their wishlist... wtf lol. I clearly already have it
Cop pulled me over for merging and making him brake check. But didn't pull me over until after 1.5 miles when he passed me, i flipped him off, like i do all cops, and he slammed on those brakes.
"Pulled you over for [above]... and whats with finger?"
"Oh thats for you with that badge right there"
This is awesome
I wish the trades i tried to help people with were reciprocated
Ninajirachi - I Want to F*ck My Computer
I'm a great listener, but retaining is very specific to me.
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
Im going to guess:
Isolated northern skin tones faced less breeding options and therefore experienced more inbreeding = more mutations (good and bad) but eye and hair color are both mutations.
So as is tradition with us whities - inbreeding.
I have no clue lol
Amazing
The number of times the cable boxes have pulled through has passed the number of cables i have. I cant be mad at the concept anymore
