Air Paul

K now you're just bragging

Oh, that's just Mary.

Kill, F, Marry, F, Marry

The other Mario

K but Betty White reads me to sleep sometimes and I won't apologize

*kicks off Sunday shoes*

Barf

Nailed it!

Have you ever seen a bigger group of douchebags?

They're counting on you...

Not sorry

Remember blowing out candles? Gross.

The Mariner Moose holding up a whiteboard photoshopped to read “Call up Hogan Windish.”

They look ordinary to me

I sat in with a church group once and this chick said this, and literally meant it, and they all AGREED with her 😂🤣😆

Holy shit dude

No.

👀

I like 'Wads'

So when someone says "What a wad..." Like, I feel that y'know

Add some carbs and butter and I'm in...

Not it!

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Not saying, just saying... There is a ton of copper theft right now. It's a plague. Phone lines are down all over the place. Hotels are being switched over to fiber optics but it's a process.

Here's to a great season GOMS!!

To be fair kids have always been a bit shit

That's the only way my buddy's car would start. Park on a hill!

Atari bowling age 5

The future is female

In some capacity, absolutely! Probably not as a player imo

On it. And thank you