Lay undeneath a fray bentos pie. Let the fray bentos pies flow into your head.
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Lay undeneath a fray bentos pie. Let the fray bentos pies flow into your head.
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It's Nigel Farage awareness hour. Please be aware of Nigel Farage for the next 60 minutes.
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Sing with a steak and kidney pudding in your socks.
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It's kitten heels awareness hour. Please consider kitten heels for the next 60 minutes.
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Pick a star in the sky. Name it Huey Lewis.
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Write "The Chuckle Brothers" on a shopping list. Tie it to a balloon. Make a wish.
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The atoms in a jar of instant coffee were once atoms in something else. Say hello.
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Shout for joy because you're alive and you feel happiness when you shout the word "pelmet"
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Draw a pot noodle in the clouds. Make it shine.
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We are all passwords.
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Imagine you're a zebra owned by Nik Kershaw. What's your name?
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Imagine 38 million woggles. They would be nothing in infinite space.
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The most important question: "Kitten?".
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Buy all the rabbits in the world. Give them away.
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Draw a 5.25 inch floppy disk drive in the clouds. Make it rain.
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You are an owl. How old were you when you realised?
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Bury a trumpet in your garden and wait for it to become a trumpet tree.
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When people ask me what the most important thing is in life, I answer: thermometers.
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Find a pot noodle that is your size and weight. Dispose of it in the river.
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Picture a mirror. Think "Gerard Depardieu" 9 times. Does he appear? Do not ask to borrow his old printer cable.
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It's fruit salad awareness hour. Please consider fruit salads for the next 60 minutes.
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Any llama that gives you inspiration is a good llama.
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Cook an egg.
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Thow a tarantula in the sky. Watch it sing.
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Buy all the dell laptops in the world. Sell them.
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Write "Ken Livingstone" on a postcard. Tie it to a bird. It will reach him.
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Make a list of your favourite sega megadrives. Post it to someone who feels angry.
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Find a spare tyre that is your size and weight. Dispose of it in the river.
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Make a list of your favourite cumberland sausages. Post it to someone who feels upset.
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Imagine living without a collar bone. What dance would you do?
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