Andy Ledger

I can't compete with this.

"dial in tension" sounds like a description of my job

Chekhov 9mm

Well... that's slat

Actually, after all these years, I have concluded that Tony Blair can go & fuck himself

Hesgeth not looking very comfortable here

Fact. The screwdriver that tightens the arms of spectacles is only available inside Christmas crackers. Opticians have to pull dozens of crackers to get the tools of their trade, and if you look out the back at Specsavers, you’ll find bins full of wire puzzles, hair bobbles and fortune telling fish.

Doesn't help that the Liberty Bell now mainly remembered as the Monty Python theme tune

There is a man with 3 huge bollocks hiding up the coconut tree

Malaprop of the day: "He didn't pass mustard"

i love the third one

Trail of the Lonesome Pine is such a poetic term

We're now all experts now in asymmetric warfare, aren't we?

I'm pining for the forest

A lane rolls gently down a hill towards a small farmstead in early spring. The first trees are in blossom.

Other work by the Ladybird artists
‘Spring Landscape’
Artist: Ronald Lampitt

... at the moment

ok. let's see

Posters like this don't sully themselves with campaigning... they prefer to make obvious suggestions to others?

Is Israel planning to occupy South Lebanon?

Browning some meat in the pan for tea tonight. Despite what the recipe says, I'm going to crowd the meat, just to feel something

Current affairs podcasts out of date as soon as they are released

When I was a student I worked part-time in his mum & dad's builders' merchants in Charlton. I never saw him altho all the post from his fan club went there

summoning up the courage to repost this on LinkedIn

New Olympic event just dropped

i meant your means of measurement

1 out 10 then?

You're just making these up now, I'm sure...

I am not sure if I'll ever recover from this.

I feel this is the heart of the problem