Rows of big lit-up water tanks with adult humans apparently incubating inside, in a dark room with Mulder (in shadow) looking on.
Better reopen the X-Files, because I think the U.S. government/aliens already did it?
Never not glad I live in the "lesser" of the Twin Cities. St. Paul is smaller, cheaper, has more street parking, our mayor isn't a Poor Man's Gavin Newsome, etc.
"Call Tyrone" but Erykah Badu has lost her cell and keeps asking people to "Call My Phone"
Go to bed, you silly goose! Slow-motion societal collapse will still be happening in the morning.
The pain of existence lol
Genocide (obvi), calling an awkward, poorly-replicated series of movements a "dance" for TikTok, corporate malfeasance, too many creative "y"s in baby names, racism!!, Bratz dolls
Disaster capitalism, high-waisted jeans, the cult I grew up in, "Is Diet Pepsi okay?," 21st century Joe Rogan, data-driven results
Wars, transphobia, seafood, the dismantling of any government program that helps people, the TV show "Friends"
Just to be clear, I am and have always been and will always be Against It.
Would love for future alien visitors to find my bones* and be like, "Human female, LOTS of dental work, no significant physical labor, so much vodka?"
*Humanity is cooked
For ease, I would like to be cremated when I die.
However, all I do is read and consume media about skeletons (murder, archaeology, medical history, etc.), so maybe I should have myself entombed somewhere cool. Or donate this meat pile to science.
An off-white tea towel hanging in front of an oven that says "FUCK ICE, EAT PIZZA" in blue writing
In THIS HOUSE we BELIEVE
If this is true, explain still-living Zak Bagans, who has yelled "Bro!" at/near so many ghosts
Support public television 👏🏻 Get drunk 👏🏻 Feed your inner 10 year-old who was obsessed with archaeology
Everything is a nightmare, I am not doing enough, but I did remember I support my local PBS station and can watch as many episodes of "Secrets of the Dead" as I want in the app.
I'm an 8 mixed with 10
I became a cheerleader in 8th grade and was voted captain.
Watching another commercial for some completely pointless AI add-on: "Why do you want a robot to lie to you?!"
When you leave (drunk) voicemails for your senators, it's important to emphasize, "It's a NIGHTMARE. We're living in a NIGHTMARE."
I slept double digit hours and it's sunny and I am singing in my house and yet, I still hate it Here.
I contain multitudes.
"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.
Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke
David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’
Put more birdseed on yours
You're not doing boric acid marinades?
If the right has SUCH an issue with gender markers on IDs, they should take them off of IDs and passports entirely. Why do we even need them?
Their obsession with terrorizing trans people is so absolutely insane.
Carb slab
Melty cheese
Carb slab
^my deity
Oh, yeah, my wagon is totally powered by AI. It’s using the hell out of it. I actually need a lot of investment, if you have, like, $300. You do? Yeah, I’m using it so much.
you got AI in there?
Minneapolis isn't an especially sweary place but there are so many houses that have homemade "FUCK ICE" signs and I've had multiple conversations with parents about how we're okay with our kids using that word in this context because sometimes it IS okay to swear and this is one of those times.
My kingdom for
