If only it was a performance aye ๐ unfortunately what you see is what you get....pretty standard for entitled people everywhere, everything including their ego & their supposed abilities is over inflated.
That's why this lot don't listen to experts just saying ๐คท
30.10.2025 00:57
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a person riding a scooter down a street with a netflix logo on the bottom
ALT: a person riding a scooter down a street with a netflix logo on the bottom
Sounds like normal for the National Party
Thought they could do "all the stuff" wheels fall off, fails wildly & blame "anybody else"
& Bishflap can't do math he needed
1 hand for coffee
1 hand for phone
2 hands for scooter
"performative issue Chris?"
#onetermgovernment
#nzpol
#stillunfittogovern
29.10.2025 23:49
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Question #nzbsky #nz
Back in the day when on that "other" SM site before it was broken by "I'm not a nazi Elon" & we had the lovely social kiwi branch of Twitter I used to follow a guy called Steve who at the time worked for Trustpower down at Lake Argyle on SH63, is Steve on here ๐คท just wondering
27.10.2025 02:55
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Singer: The Drowning Child
YouTube video by Jonny Thomson
I saw this #nzpol & thought of David Seymour
I find him morally repugnant in IMO he'd only jump in & save a drowning child if he was "being seen to do so"
Seymour is morally inconsistent, he'd save businesses any day but only save children if compelled by social norms
youtube.com/shorts/8Rth5...
17.10.2025 23:38
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If "code brown" was to don a doctor's garments & stethoscope I'd suggest it should be only on the proviso of "doctor heal thyself ONLY"....anyone else is sick enough already including the entire Health System that's been suffering under this Government's ministrations. #nzpol
17.10.2025 00:35
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A screenshot of a Stuff poll labeled "Who do you think should lead National into the next election?"
Christopher Luxon 14%
Chris Bishop 28%
Erica Stanford 13%
Nicola Willis 2%
Simeon Brown 3%
Someone else 40% (which I modified to say "Someone else ffs please with the prayer emoji"
I think there was a "mislabel" in the original but I've fixed it.
Given the National Party's ability to "read the room" I'm guessing they'll pick Simeon Brown & Nicola Willis with a side order of Judith Collins and Gerry Brownlee ๐ฌ #nzpol
15.10.2025 06:58
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I loved that album, had the record and played it on repeat, still lived at home but had my own stereo in my room.
I was driving & listening to Brian FM just two days ago and they played Hey Little Girl, I was surprised by how well I remembered the lyrics ๐ค, well some of them mumble mumble ๐.
15.10.2025 06:39
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Honestly this makes me feel ill.
Was this one of the "big stadium" events Luxon envisioned cos he needs his fucking face rubbed in this every fucking hour of every fucking day until he ceases to be the blood sucking parasite he is!
Lol if my language is too strong I fucking toned it down
#nzpol
13.10.2025 04:13
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Yeah it's kind of how I feel about NZ Labour, they're too happy in the middle lane keeping well under the speed limit but holding everyone else on the #nzpol left
I'm sorry America still adheres to the "two party" system that really only serves one pale group of issues.
I'll probably vote Green TPM
13.10.2025 03:55
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Hey Chris Hipkins....this is what leadership looks like. There is no place for middle ground, look at the people here who are hurting & make them the fire in your belly or move aside for someone who will.
#nzpol
12.10.2025 23:41
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Exactly
National has been unable to find anyone competent since knifing Bill English (barely competent).
Now all of them are so far beyond the U-bend of the Neo-liberal Libertarian partisan toilet they'll need commercial grade poop remover to get beyond the shitberg that's blocking them seeing it.
12.10.2025 21:35
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Luxon was Key's pick & he thought he'd pick someone to be a "figurehead" Key's ego also made sure Luxon wasn't competent enough so in comparison Key would look like the "better" PM
Luxon & Willis's general incompetence was a bonus used to push damning NZI based policies ๐ค #nzpol
#ontermgovernment
12.10.2025 21:03
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Great Expectations expecting this Coalition Government to be honest
#nzpol
#onetermgovernment
12.10.2025 03:00
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Lol struggling with the overflowing toilets in conjunction with it being kid/family friendly tbh ๐ณ ๐
Went tenting at the frozen pines with a child that developed diarrhea....those were the days fun, fun, fun snort ๐
12.10.2025 02:52
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A cartoon style picture of a male standing at a podium and gaslights are falling out of his mouth.
Fictional God only knows, it's not like we'll be told the truth anyway.
Let's face it every time Seymour opens his mouth a gaslight falls out
11.10.2025 02:22
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So #nzpol they're "upset" yeah well I've been upset for 1 year and 361 days ....just saying
11.10.2025 00:35
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A picture of a broken ACT party bill board where the faces of David Seymour and Brooke Van Velden have been removed.
The words on the pink bill board originally said "end the wasteful spending. Party Vote ACT"
I changed it to say "End the wasteful spending, Don't party vote ACT"
Fixed their bill board for them #nzpol
10.10.2025 23:57
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#nzpol
We know there is no plan nor even a plan for a plan
If you had/have 18/19 yr old children how happy would you be with the PMs expectations for your child to pursuit jobs no matter where they are or what they have to accept to get a job in a time with little jobs & less employee protections
10.10.2025 06:27
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Yeah and the ongoing ramifications on society of having the resulting shrinking job market except for the poor sods having to work weekends when the tribes descend for the now popular leisure pursuit of "shopping" or as I imagine it "retail grazing"
09.10.2025 18:38
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Watch: Christopher Luxon defends cuts to benefits for youth
The prime minister says businesses are 'crying out for young people' as advocates decry the changes as a punishment.
Luxflake says 18/19 yr olds should do "whatever it takes to get a job" & just "go where the jobs are" so are they also getting tents from MSD & what? hitchhike to wherever doing whatever. Sounds safe
Watch: Christopher Luxon defends cuts to benefits for youth | RNZ News share.google/dmgiFJGDWlx9...
09.10.2025 07:44
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Interestingly re paywall when I opened the article through Chrome incognito โด๏ธ it magically disappeared.
08.10.2025 23:51
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a man wearing a black shirt that says street talk is making a sorry gesture
ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says street talk is making a sorry gesture
Hi, from Aotearoa New Zealand here.
My partner was playing the video of Trump talking about "construction doors with locks...." and all I could think was I'm so sorry for all the Americans that didn't vote for "this"....
We see your grief.
08.10.2025 23:19
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a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
Unfortunately they believe only in money & power but they can't even be honest about that.
They'll rot from the inside out & explode like the over bloated Mr Creosote from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
08.10.2025 22:39
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a woman is sitting in a chair with the words now what written on her face
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words now what written on her face
Exactly
We live in a time when capitalism & neo liberal economic theory have collided & consumed the consumer leaving us as working husks for our government to blame for not working harder, not disappearing when the jobs did, for needing health, education & living wages.
#nzpol
#onetermgovernment
08.10.2025 20:20
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What does 'shock therapy' official cash rate cut mean for households?
And what's likely to happen to house prices, interest rates and the economy.
When people can only afford to eat & go to work then they're going to be spending all their money on food & transport
#nzpol these fucking (w)bankers ACT like it's a fucking choice WTA!
What does 'shock therapy' official cash rate cut mean for households? | RNZ News share.google/fbFVy7VvkGBN...
08.10.2025 18:59
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My partner works in mental health noted "it's thousands not hundreds"
Currently working with a family where all the children have combinations of ASD/ADHD/High Functioning Autism ++
In the current economy businesses are less likely to hire staff that need oversight or intensive coaching #nzpol
08.10.2025 18:25
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Who's Your Favourite Jedi (Wrong Answer Only)
so close....sigh
30.09.2025 08:35
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