🗿Ace👺 @ RE9uiem

I was really shocked to learn that the secret is

Bravely Default is out on Steam today but the optimal way to experience the game remains binging it on your 3DS in the corner of a living room while like 3-8 people are being kind of loud and a show you're only kinda watching is on TV

Like we know you've been salivating over killing californians since they ran out ICE

RE9 fanart, the first of many i hope 🙇‍♀️

Close up drawing of Zero from Final Fantasy XIV biting into a red apple.

Zero #ffxiv

#よふかしのうた

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

An illustration of Princess Peach wearing armor based on an early piece of Mario RPG concept art.

Princess Knight Peach

Not a single person has yet been able to answer my fundamental question about AI “writing”: why would someone want to play a game that nobody even bothered to write?

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go https://theonion.com/boyfriend-barely-alcoholic-as-far-as-boyfriends-go/

The question of whether or not something is notions is itself notions. #versuswolves #supereyepatchwolf #woolievs #patreon #irish #notions

Chainsaw Tuesday is crazy good this week.

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Three times if you count Nirvana Initiative (ZTD but good)

I can't believe I bought Zero Time Dilemma twice.

I am genuinely actually too fucking stressed to be at work right now, and literally no one who could help me make an action plan or otherwise reassure me is awake yet. This fucking sucks. I'm gonna explode.

and also my car is absolutely stacked to the gills with my girlfriend's stuff cuz im helping her move and we didn't feel like unloading last night. so. great timing. for this.

i love working at the ass crack of dawn such that when the time change happens i go from heading to work in the light to it still being pitch black for quite a while after i arrive at work and also it's so early that no one is up for me to call when my car starts having crazy trouble on the way. yay

Leon killing a possessed suit of armor: “heh, nightly night knights” Leon: Ashley!! Did you hear why I said?! Ashley: I heard it, Leon

Ashley: SHOOT HIM, LEON!! Leon: I don’t have any guns Ashley: WHAT SO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY GUNS?!! WHAT’S IN THAT BIG STUPID BRIEFCASW?!! Leon, grimacing: … Earlier: Leon is seen chucking all his guns in order to fit a big fish

Ganado: ¿que carajo estas haciendo aqui? Leon, thinking: oh man, I knew high school Spanish would come in handy one day!! Leon: ¿donde estas the president’s daughter?

Leon: look, I know you’re upset it took me so long to save you, but lemme show you something cool Leon presents a tiny Leon keychain Ashley glares at it, she is not impressed

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

RE9 comic Grace: so how many kids do you have? Leon: what makes you think I have kids? Grace: o-oh I just figured from all the lame dad jokes you make the speech bubble stabs Leon thru the heart

GET HIS ASS, GRACE #re9

little beepo’s misrey is increasing

Emma
マチエール
pokemon

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9