🥕キャロット！！🥕

aw babe! how do you think I'm able to kick your ass all the time? I use those spicy viera skills!

[She is clearly uncomfortable] ...What adjustments?

um. gross actually. I can't believe you're celebrating being a different cog in the same destructive machine 🙄🙄🙄 boy never learn do they.

but hey! if that's what gets your goat then hooray for you!!

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thanks! now come let me at that scalp!

okok... cause you're my little gummy worm

I just got my nails done

@asahi-sass-brutus.bsky.social

@asahi-sass-brutus.bsky.social

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it doesn't mean anything...

no asahi LIKES normal. it's what he likes about me so he must be with you for another reason

OH! maybe... its not like its hard to get them to do whatever, they live to please the "down there people".

it was just someone I really love and... it reminded me of how often I hear stuff like that from my loved ones.

I'll let the others know.

thanks... its hard to feel that way sometimes...

sure. behind the weird eye and fucked up teeth is a real beauty queen.

don't bother. he's not wrong for saying how he feels. beauty is an opinion I just wish people would quit telling me theirs.

If only! I just... I don't know. I thought I looked cute today.

isn't it just the BEST EVER when boys you love call you UGLY? puts me on cloud nine every time it happens, which is kinda fucking often!!!

haha right on! bring food and booze.

((chokes him instead :) ))

ITS BEEN FUCKIN ROUGH YALL LOL.

I need a hug. and a drink. OK several drinks.

UM WELL LIKE... okay... well your responses are super cute and stuff and I really thought super hard how I could impress you and like... have you seen the movie HER 🥺👉👈

Up my- Hey! I'm the fuckin RIZZLER. that is NOT the problem here!!

stupid thing is broken... I have rizz coming out of my ass... stupid garlean tech...

hey @garlexa.bsky.social !

how do I convince a boy to call me his girlfriend?

[Ears: Straight up and puffed again! She removes her hand from beneath her skirt.] Yeah? If you keep that outfit on then yes... [She moves closer to Zenos, fangs glinting in the light as she smiles widely]

[Is her hand up under her skirt...?] Uh-huh... You look so cute, Ze... Why are you getting so dressed up, huh? [So casual for someone potentially getting off.]

[A thrill runs up her spine, and when it reaches her ears, they fluff up. She grins, locking her eyes on Zenos form.] Yes, my Lord~

[She leans on the wall, smile on her face.] Oh, yeah? Can I watch you get dressed?

O-Oh... Yeah I... My cup is... In here-Whats with the *socks*, Ze? [She is absolutely enraptured by the socks]

I've never needed help to kick your ass, Ze. And I'm not gonna start askin for it now!