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billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit. so there’s that. the clownfuckery is off the charts

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Major General Komarenko said that most of the Dnipropetrovsk region has already been liberated from Russian forces. The Armed Forces of Ukraine only need to finish operations in three small settlements and conduct clearing operations in two more.

That looks absolutely delicious!! 😋

Awesome news, thank God !🙏🏻

What a beautiful picture!

Any update on your friend?

these hubristic shitwits all thought Iran was going to be a one-and-done like Venezuela. they thought Iran’s government would fold like a pack of cards after a single day’s bombing — and now that it’s obvious that this ill-planned don’t-call-it-a-war is going to drag on for god knows how long, they haven’t a single fucking clue what to do about skyrocketing gas prices.

not one of these let's-bomb-Iran morons realized that warring with the country that controls the Strait of Hormuz would result in super-high gas prices, and now they have no fucking clue how to deal with it. thank you for your attention to today's super-angry post. link is here: bit.ly/3OUkNXV

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

This Tuscan Chicken and Potatoes is giving “I cooked like an Italian goddess in under an hour” energy. Golden chicken, crispy potatoes, creamy Parmesan sauce, sun‑dried tomatoes, spinach, and a sprinkle of bacon because… obviously.
Serve it hot. Flex it proudly.
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The Trump regime has abandoned the constitution:

- declared war without Congressional authorization

- ignoring multiple court orders

- impounding Congressional authorized funds

- ignoring the freedom of speech and assembly

It’s a lawless regime that has no legitimacy.

One thing Massachusetts people definitely don’t like is anyone trying to fuck with their Dunkin’.

Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’ evacuation plan? what evacuation plan?

“please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.”

As an American living abroad...what the hell? Prez Fuckwits started a war and didn’t plan, organize, or care.

www.jefftiedrich.com/p/preznit-fu...

‘please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.’ — the recorded message you hear when you call the Office of Overseas Citizens Services hotline.

I'm not making this up. if you're an American stranded in the Middle East and you call the State Department help line, you get a recorded message pretty much telling you to go fuck yourself. thank you for your attention to my extremely angry post about it. link is here: bit.ly/409JSAA

oh my dear sweet lord, Donny Convict just dragged Little Miss Hair Extensions out back to the gravel pit. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

folks, please read my in-depth analysis of the firing of Kristi Noem. many people are saying it's a post like no one thought possible. it may be my greatest post ever. link is here: bit.ly/4cOlsnV

Dear Leader’s brain is overcooked scrambled eggs, and the word-adjacent noises that seep from his rancid anus-mouth are just a big ball of who the fuck even cares. drapes? who gives a shit about drapes? to listen to Donny prattle on, you wouldn’t even know that right now, people are dying in an unnecessary, unprovoked and illegal war — one that he and his fucked-up friend Netanyahu started.

people are dying in Donny's illegal war and the demented dipshit won't stop blithering about the drapes for his vulgar Epstein Dance Hall. what the fuck? thank you for your attention to the angriest post ever. big, strong anger with tears in its eyes. sir! sir! link is here: bit.ly/4sm3g9l

as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse

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Thank you they look delicious!

June 18, 2025. Masa. Northern Nigerian delicacy made from rice. Had lots of good masa while at NIPSS for my last sabbatical and wanted some. Best strategy for authenticity: make it myself. Dr. Gbemisola Abiola, my younger colleague who'd done fieldwork in Northern Nigeria helped. Turned out great.

remember when we had a functioning Congress? me neither

Iran has a line of succession, just as we do — so there’s going to be some Vice Ayatollah Couchfuck McTurban ready to take over, and be just as repressive a bastard as Khamenei was. but Donny can’t be bothered by any of that ‘what comes next’ shit. he’s just going to wipe his hands and throw the Iranian people to the wolves, because psychopaths gonna psychopath.

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI IS DEAD, BUT DONNY HAS NO PLAN FOR WHAT COMES NEXT, BECAUSE HE'S A BRAINLESS DUMBFUCK WHO SHOOTS FIRST AND THINKS NEVER. GOOD LUCK, IRANIAN PEOPLE — YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. I LAY IT ALL OUT IN TODAY'S VERY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3OFYhSA

a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong? spoiler alert: every fucking thing

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this week in stupid: February 28 edition Handy Oakley gloms it, Donny Convict bombs it, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 28 edition" — Handy Oakley gloms it, Donny Convict bombs it, and so much more...
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It’s so god damn insulting to these survivors.

Stop the cover-up! Release the Trump-Epstein Files. Trump is a malignant narcissist that belongs in prison.

I think they got the wrong First Lady…

This is a pretty quick and easy thing to do.
1️⃣ SHARE this post to spread the word.
2️⃣ GET the contact information for the person you want to pressure.
3️⃣ SEND your message via email, social post, or phone.

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Frost: Asking questions about UFOs… it has nothing to do with the investigation. Don't waste our time. Don't waste the time of survivors who have been waiting and waiting for justice.

Completely agree! There's no telling what you'd actually get!

holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated this is how you do it

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