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Me: We’re going to have a fun family Sunday of bowling, the library, and a park.

My toddler:

The Rangers lineup was on TV. Dale walked up and points to Wyatt Langford and says “that’s my favorite player.”

🤣 and also 😃

Picked up Dale after work.

Dale: The music is too loud!
Me: Sorry. I’ll turn it down.
Dale: Were you jamming out?
Me: Yep. As much as I could during my seven-minute drive to you.

Final score = 39 (me) and 22 (Sean)

After game two, I’m up 26-17.

After game one, I’m up 11-3.

Btw, I realize it’s Rangers vs White Sox. Not at. Copy/paste laziness by me.

Reviving our bet for Rangers @ White Sox weekend, part 2

House divided competition

Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)

Highest number wins.
Loser pays for treats on our upcoming road trip.

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“I want to eat by myself. I’m sick of you guys.” - Dale

🙄

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Sean’s team won the series, but I won our bet 28-26.

After two games, Sean is up 17-15.
And his team won the series. 😩

‪After game 1, I’m in the lead 9-7. ‬

Rangers @ White Sox weekend

House divided competition

Pitchers Ks + hits by selected player (Jake Burger for TX and Miguel Vargas for the Sox)

Highest number wins.
Loser has to pay for our movie date on Tuesday.

@janko.bsky.social

If you leave me a voicemail saying, “give me a call. I know you have time,” guess what I’m not going to do?

Someone at the casino bar ordered Patron and pickle juice. I don’t know what to think about that. Let me know if you’d drink it.

Ha. Not sure. We didn’t time it

Dale challenged @janko.bsky.social and I to a plank-off after supper. And then he led us in some interesting stretches.

a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

Sometimes my toddler’s moods give me whiplash. Twenty minutes ago he was screaming because we put him in the wrong underwear. Now he’s giggling at his sandwich.

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Beltre ate some kielbasa scraps off the counter. Now we wait to see if he dies.

I’m so excited for no alarm tomorrow.

Tonight, I told my husband I bought some new bras “because they were on sale for $27 each.”

He was shocked at the sale price and couldn’t believe bras usually cost at least twice that.

Men just don’t understand the cost of being a woman sometimes.

Going to a Taylor Swift party this weekend. Sparkly shoes and a graphic tee will have to do.

(with jeans, I won’t be Donald Ducking it)

When the husband is away, the wife will watch true crime.

FAFO

I did not like Gabby at first but she’s really come on the past few weeks.

I really like Dylan. Even if he isn’t as cute as his brother.

Her blind loyalty to Britney will be her downfall.

Thursday nights are for “Traitors” (and a glass of Pinot)

Photos of the starting lineup announcements for Iowa State tonight.

Via @travisclones.bsky.social.

Frickin adorbs.

I don’t know how to feel.