☆ Eva Zero ☆ (@cdpriestess)

Im not an asshole.... I'm a hemroid. I irritate assholes.

27.02.2026 01:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is not.

27.02.2026 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Babe! Coz means because but coz for short not a name Koz.

27.02.2026 01:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Advice of the day...
FOCUS
Fuck
Off
Coz
U r
Stupid

🙂

26.02.2026 02:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New time! March 20th 3:00pm - 5:00pm outside Vudu Spice

25.02.2026 20:51 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Pity you didn't show

24.02.2026 02:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean we have fun

24.02.2026 02:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They have great candy but if you eat it all I will have to track you down and steal it back. But still, go buy stuff.

24.02.2026 02:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Advice of day-

don't bite the wrong pickle

You're welcome

24.02.2026 02:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Advice of the day- don't be stupid

That is all. Your welcome for the amazing advice.

22.02.2026 15:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

( that's cool)

21.02.2026 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon frog is standing on its hind legs with its tongue out . ALT: a cartoon frog is standing on its hind legs with its tongue out .

16.02.2026 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

( yay)

15.02.2026 22:35 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Right!? Makes me chuckle]

15.02.2026 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am adorable!!! That is a factual statement for sure. But uhhh I'm super duper married and I really like to throat punch cops. So yup yup see you at Vudu!!

15.02.2026 22:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cat is standing on its hind legs on the beach and says `` come at me bro ok '' . ALT: a cat is standing on its hind legs on the beach and says `` come at me bro ok '' .

Come at me dude. I can nail you too the street before your backup shows up.

15.02.2026 02:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a woman in a pink top is dancing in front of a blue background that says " the terrell show " ALT: a woman in a pink top is dancing in front of a blue background that says " the terrell show "

Yes!!!! See you are a cop and says cops are assholes!!! Yep yep. Progress!!!!!!

14.02.2026 00:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Nope nu uh. Cops and us don't mix. Period.

12.02.2026 02:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

()

12.02.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

( yay)

08.02.2026 19:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

( YAY)

06.02.2026 00:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bc you don't seem to know then you should get your tubes tied ASAP.

29.01.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No. I do not accept this answer. Some ppl spotless not procreate and she is one.

26.01.2026 12:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Because

26.01.2026 10:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Meh.

26.01.2026 10:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a yellow smiley face with an angry face and a fist in its hair . ALT: a yellow smiley face with an angry face and a fist in its hair .

Hey. You asked what I could do for you.....I was answering.

25.01.2026 14:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ahaha a typical Tuesday

25.01.2026 14:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cut off your nose and glue it to your ear

25.01.2026 14:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is a confusing picture

25.01.2026 14:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I sure hope you are not reproducing.

25.01.2026 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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