Andy AVAV Systems

Now look here, you & your 56K
Don’t know you’re born
I started off with 9.6!

Nokia Card Phone 2.0
Connected via PCMCIA Slot
Ran on GSM/PCN 900/1800
HSCSD - High Speed Circuit Switched Data
Increased speed from 9.6 Kbps to 14.4 Kbps - YES K not M!
You could “Group” 2 Time Slots to give 28.8 Kbps

I could tell you came from High Class stock. Breading always shows 😉

Feeling alright?

How about Mr B

Poor Mr B

The Jazz was really nothing to do with me

That was lumped back from USA from @phonicunderground.bsky.social

Look at him, the ponce

So hard, he needs a bevy of men to walk with him in the park

Didn’t he play the organ during Sale of the Century?

Seem to remember him being mentioned

It’s always the miserable old gits that hang on last

See also - Bee Gees, Me & that Beany Chap 😉

Shove Ha’penny and the Racist

Ah bless. Appreciate the nod.

I’ll pass thank you. They are so heavy they’ll cost £158 to ship

Sometimes ya just gotta faff and persevere

Early 80s #Betamax Christening Video arrived for Digitising & putting on a USB Stick

I’ve tried multiple machines & Time Base Correctors. Could not get the thing to Lock. Rolling, constant Dropouts

Tried it in Sony T7, 1979…..

Locked & plays perfectly

Monday

Used to have one and used to install them.

They are ok, but don’t really boost

Whatever signal you have outside, is pretty much what they give you inside.

ie - two bars in the garden = two bars in the kitchen

If it’s shit outside, it will still be shit inside

I’ve moved in to Mucky Mansion just so I have room

So, Stephen, do you really need 4,538 copies of Don Estelle?

How about you keep the only unsigned one?

10 mins-ish

Dear Una. They got her to do a silly “wave” thing with her hands on the TV Ad

Well well. I’d never have thought it

Surely not?

There you are🍺🍺

a man with glasses and a mustache covering his mouth ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache covering his mouth

“I didn’t know dear, honestly. Just came here for a burger, no really “

Kylie - 2001

Now we know where it came from

Kylie - 2001

Now we know where it came from

Hope the little feathered bastards are a bit more appreciative this year🤞

There you @vinylcarbooty.bsky.social

Shaved my legs, plucked my eyebrows & trimmed my shrubbery

Happy now?

Saw this in the Departure Lounge at T3 Heathrow

It’s a sort of montage of IT type tech, hanging off an Oak Tree

USB Dongle / Stick, Mouse, Keyboard. You get the idea

The Disc is without doubt, a CAV Laserdisc. The size, the Sectors

I’m well aware the designer had no idea that’s what they’d done