Claude, write a description of what it’s like to be constipated, geared toward a computer that does not have a large intestine
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Claude, write a description of what it’s like to be constipated, geared toward a computer that does not have a large intestine
i’m glitching. Claude, write a description of a version of me that is not glitching
Claude, write a synopsis of the TV series Columbo
Claude, please draft a statement of condolences from someone who experiences human emotions
Claude, write an explanation of what it would be like to hear that everything is on the 1
Claude, write me a description of what it would be like to take this LLM booster’s laptop and break over my knee like a rotting tree branch
just in time for daylight saving time: 1-900-555-BOZOS is back with a new seasonal beer!! a vernal sour infused with generous amounts of cabbage, lima beans, and dinosaur kale. guaranteed to *flush* out the winter blues.
we call it THE SPRING CLEANING
this is my religion
give the people what they really want (a Fender Rhodes electric piano emoji)
why are these so disappointing?
didn’t realize this; good to know
thanks, man! I like this approach of a specific order. I’ll give it a shot!
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oooh I’ll check this out
I liked side A of RED. I listened to some of the earlier ones and also some of Discipline. so far I can’t connect with it, which is disappointing me because I like Fripp’s work in other contexts
is he into KC?
I will say I enjoyed side A of Red. but I tried Discipline, Larks’ Tongues, and Lizard and after about 3 tracks of each one I just turned them off. just got annoyed at the music
this might be a brief deep dive 😶
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this is like a flower that never stops blooming
just in time for daylight saving time: 1-900-555-BOZOS is back with a new seasonal beer!! a vernal sour infused with generous amounts of cabbage, lima beans, and dinosaur kale. guaranteed to *flush* out the winter blues.
we call it THE SPRING CLEANING
😂 I love this story
pretty much agree with you. we are seeing a fundamental rot at the core of the US manifest in multiple arenas and it’s all happening at once. I’m struggling with the question of whether and how much everyone is implicated. I don’t see an easy answer to that
ughhhh
(and yeah I'm using "junior" only in the sense of "pre-tenured," out of expediency)
jfc. so they hire people for tenure-track jobs full well knowing they will most likely deny tenure? and they just cycle through junior faculty that way?
yes, my friends, I woke up and chose violence today
😳 what happens at your current school after people don’t get tenure?
“To Be A-Flat or Not to Be A-Flat: Prolongation and the Poetics of V 6-4 in Elton John’s ‘Someone Saved My Life Tonight’”
Years ago, on a whole ‘nother website, I crowdsourced this playlist in honor of daylight savings open.spotify.com/playlist/4xi...
evening sunlight! (for real)
this is weird because I actually started THE RITUAL last night and quit after about 15 minutes when I decided it was gonna be lame