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happened to me and my crew no less than 5 times yesterday. pretty sure it was on perimeter each time but maybe i just didn't play the other maps enough for it to happen?

09.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm in 2/3rds of this venn diagram

05.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You Always Want to Bomb the Middle East, by Cheekface from the album Too Much to Ask

Apropos of nothing.

cheekface.bandcamp.com/album/too-mu...

28.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€’ WOODLAND CREATURES V β€’

pulses.
@withsailsahead.bsky.social
@secretgrdns.bsky.social

we are very excited to do a 5th iteration of the Woodland Creatures tour and link up with our mutual friend Greg aka Secret Gardens. we have a feeling that this run will be legendary.

23.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

omfg a special treat just for me!!!!

23.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 826 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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Over the past month I've been angry and not really felt like posting. Here's the best I can do with my anger right now.

28.01.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

26.01.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 17819 πŸ” 3598 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 169

what a distinct style, i love her

13.01.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i have never known a lactose-intolerant person who didn't refuse to stop eating pizza, ice cream, and alfredo

08.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry for hitting you with a bunch of notifs on old posts @lincolnhello.bsky.social i saw the "major issue" post on another social media and simply *had* to track it down

08.01.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you

05.04.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 10573 πŸ” 1966 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 65

dear adhoc: DO NOT PUT A KARLACH IN YOUR GAME IF I CAN'T ROMANCE HER

26.12.2025 05:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#1 takes one to know one :) #2 anything on this list is there bc it made me Feel some Feelings so i'm just glad this was such a good year for that

25.12.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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here's what i was up to this year.

25.12.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in a Spencers Gifts yesterday and saw a loose, shitty garbage-metal chainmail bracelet on the rack. $20.

Please my sweet cool edgy youths don't buy this type of shit I will make you the same for $15 and it won't turn you green or cut up your wrists.

24.12.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maroon 5 voice:

This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,

24.12.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

sucks feelin like i can't talk about it cuz the online discourse is so gd annoying rn lol i can't wait for like 5 years from now when i can say it's an all-time top 5 for me without getting judgment glances

12.12.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the RAM that has been in my cart for two weeks went from $180 to $320. i've been screaming non-stop

09.12.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i watched kpop demon hunters again cuz i had to double-check my initial assessment and yeah, that shit is fucjin gas

08.12.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

movies are pretty chill. they should make more movies

03.12.2025 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finally playing the last of us for the first time, thank god sony lets their games go to pc now

03.12.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better.

02.12.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 1455 πŸ” 494 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 25

okay. all right. kpop demon hunters was gas.

01.12.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and the word wack is on his face ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and the word wack is on his face

yeah man i make you wake up at 4am my time and turn into a digital goblin zombie

29.11.2025 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

see ya in 6 months

26.11.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

googling lisa gilroy's husband to see if i could take him in a fight

23.11.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hiding this away on physical media is some old school shit, too. my goats are NOT washed

21.11.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Devil Wears Prada - Play The Old Shit
The Devil Wears Prada - Play The Old Shit YouTube video by Shyloh Johnson

out of all of the "fuck you, here's some shit that sounds like the old shit" songs we've gotten over the last decade, this one absolutely takes the goddamb cake

youtu.be/r7Dr5SXAfLw?...

21.11.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0