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you: mad they snubbed Barbie

me: mad they snubbed M3gan and Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

me? trying to bully a local establishment into using vegan bread by september, you?

i think it’s warmer outside than it is in my apartment

nothing worse than seeing someone wildly hot and cool start dating someone absolutely mid and realizing you probably had a shot if you’d hollered

erin sponsored a bee for me for christmas and i cried lol

Frogspotting .. X Zoie Liopiros • 1h • © I've been hearing a frog singing from inside our wind chimes for a month or so, but today I found out it's not just one frog! It's a whole secret society

do you want to see something so so beautiful

🖤 pickens 🖤

so embarrassing

i don’t think i’ve ever opened it since the first time i logged in lmak

every time i look in the mirror im just like wow can’t wait til i have small tits

WHAT OH MY GOD

got my last christmas presents today, the day before we leave for christmas lmao

why is this literally me????

i ordered a second heated blanket and this feels like peak luxury

We can stop doing experiments on this now! We know the outcome! It's always the same outcome! Just give people money!

watching a 6 hour 8 passengers exposé on youtube because i love perpetuating the problem

i gotta start shit posting here instead of twitter my b

Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE THING THAT DIED AND I CANT GET IT BACK NO MATTER HOW MUCH I ASK OH TRUST ME IVE TRIED!!!! music.apple.com/ca/album/forev…

i just learned mariska hargitay is a nepo baby can’t we have anything nice

hey everyone all the other places are bad how’s it going over here?

sitting is the opposite of standing 🖤

just feels rude to gatekeep such a discovery!

hey have you guys tried coffee it’s pretty good

why are there fare inspectors out at 10:30 on a wednesday

bro why are the fries at peaches so good

is there a canadian equivalent of the planet money podcast?

gonna make tacos gonna do my hair gonna take a long shower gonna meal prep for the weekend at jenns gonna pack gonna go to bed at a reasonable hour gonna survive the 3 hour strategy meeting i have in the morning gonna be productive in the afternoon gonna edit the podcast after work gonna eat real di

got all riled and ready to do my hair only to find im out of half of the things i need lol

🗣️ WOULD U TELL ME IF I WAS A PLAYER BUT THE MOUTH OF GOD???