Nat Guest

we dare you to find a museum more ready

Still Life with Orange Teapot and Small Pot Plant

"What is Winston Churchill's fursona?" - the greatest debate ever in the House of Commons, locked by the Speaker after 12,239 hours.

Investigation halted into mysterious humming noise plaguing city for months The council were investigating the source of the noise for months

I love it when there's a mysterious hum. I think: now people understand how I feel about next door's extractor fan. www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...

Went for a nighttime walk along the shingle. Lot of stars out there tonight. I saw Orion and his belt, both Ursas; Cassopeia, and the lights of Calais on the horizon. Back in the hotel room in my jimjams, reading Orbital and drinking mint tea.

PUT STACEY SOLOMON ON THE BANKNOTES YOU COWARDS, YOU FUCKING WEAKLINGS

View across the channel at night, glowing lights on the horizon

Turn the lights down, France, je vous regarde.

>:o don't talk dirty like this to me when I just SAID I am full of egg right now

Is THAT where they're all hiding?

I had some time today just pootling about with no obligations and no requirement to interact where I felt properly, deeply calm, which I think is probably what I had hoped for from this sabbatical. Shame there's not much of it left!

I still think about this a lot.

Well I know what I'm doing next Wednesday.

There is a pigeon right outside the window being absolutely off its tits.

Kathleen Hanna and MCA sitting on a couch with the following text in front of them: Feminist musician Kathleen Hanna from the band 'Bikini Unalive' didn't want marriage. But she & Adrock from Beastie Boys got married because Kathleen needed health insurance

On TikTok, you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as “Bikini Unalive.” I think society is cooked and we need to destroy the internet.

Just got stuck writing the word "blue" and tried both "bleu" and "blou" before working my way back to it.

The Emperor's New Shoes

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

I really hoped that the timeball would do something, as the sign suggested it might, "every hour", but I was there at the top of the hour and nothing occurred except a bloke came and sat down on the bench next to mine to eat a pasty.

“He does what?”
“He likes to guess their shoe size and orders it for them.”
“And they don’t fit?”
“No, he’s comically wrong. Like, every time.”
“And they wear them anyway?”
“Yeah. See, that’s how you know how sycophantic they are. It’s symbolism.”
(beat)
“Eh. We can’t do that. It’s too on the nose.”

Timeball synchronicities.

I've spent the last couple of days thinking "gosh there's a lot of attractive men in Deal" and have just realised that, no Natalie: you're just ovulating, these are ordinary men.

I can't even think about that

I lent S a tote at some point and when he gave it back he'd cleared everything out the bottom of it and chucked it?? Absolutely psychotic. Someone else's stuff?!

A brutalist bus shelter

Deal pier

A couple for the brutalist perverts amongst you.

Russell T Davies-ass plotting, this

bartleby looking out the window, the words i would prefer not to wrapped around him

art by roberto ricci -- bartleby

I am always wondering whether any of the actors in it get recognised on the street.

It really is a huge and steaming pile of event.

Very funny that there's a typo in this describing it as "the steaming event of the decade".

Interesting to see that a review with 32 experts published in British Journal of Psychiatry last week found no evidence that ADHD is being overdiagnosed

www.nottingham.ac.uk/news/no-over...