Dobson's spoken-word "Cat's in the Cradle" is the new William Shatner doing "Rocket Man."
17.02.2026 01:16
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Dobson's spoken-word "Cat's in the Cradle" is the new William Shatner doing "Rocket Man."
That Hawaiian shirt is incredible! Was it for a promotion? Or a franchisee meeting in Hawaii?
Thinking about going on an egg-only diet for Lent this year.
Once I learned Soarin' shares a composer with the Star Trek: The Next Generation theme (And Voyager! And First Contact!) I've never been able to unhear it.
Hmmm... California Senator to VP to losing presidential campaign to California gubernatorial campaign... where have I heard that one before?
Main Street Tobacco Shop, presented by JUUL
He has cast down the mighty from their thrones
Imagine those promo videos they did of CMs learning they’re going to work Galaxy’s Edge except they’ve been chosen for the tortilla factory tour.
Non-court-knower question: Are these sign-offs a common practice? Or are the lower courts starting to pick them up from recent SCOTUS dissents?
The climatologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The epidemiologist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The activist told me
historians
will wonder
why we didn’t do more.
The historian told me
that nobody
listens to historians.
Wild thing to post and even wilder to post on a picture from Disneyland? The teacups are directly behind the camera.
Screenshot of an X.com post by The Associated Press (@AP) stating that dozens of immigrant families protested for better treatment behind fences at a Texas detention facility, where a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father were sent after being detained in Minnesota. Below is a video thumbnail showing a crowd gathered outdoors along a fenced walkway; many people wear bright blue or red outerwear, and some hold signs.
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
I hope Minneapolis is having an Ewok Dance Party tonight.
In a landscape of seemingly infinite doom and gloom, Mayor Mamdani always seems happy to be here. I'm nowhere near New York and I still find that encouraging.
Hey, does anyone know of a document that lays out what to do if a ruler quarters large bodies of armed troops among us, protects them for any murders which they should commit on us, abdicates government by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us?
Tiny mouse rosary implies the existence of Cheesus Christ and the Mouse Pope.
Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.
Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.
Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
we built monuments to MLK and buried our honored dead on a traitor's plantation.
we established three national parks which ensure we never forget our illegal imprisonment of Japanese-Americans.
our nation has done great wrongs. time and again, brave Americans have stood up to end them.
His Hall of Presidents animatronic is looking a lot more accurate these days!
I’m partial to Shel Silverstein’s “Homework Machine” — a joke that has now come true!
This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
They figured out that she was originally brown.
I think we need a Carrie A. Nation for online gambling.
My home river will always be the Willamette. Honorable mentions to the Chattahoochee, the James, and the Los Angeles.
new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
One of these companies will be foolish enough to buy Tumblr and that will be the torpedo that blows up the Death Star.
