I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Bam Adebayo did not breaks Kobe’s record. Ain’t no such thing as a second place record.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Bam Adebayo did not breaks Kobe’s record. Ain’t no such thing as a second place record.
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adam silver should force the wizards to rename themselves the generals after that
I’m hearing that in response to the Wizards allowing a non-scoring big man to put up 83 points on them for their 48th loss in 64 games, Adam Silver will be fining the Utah Jazz $3 million.
meanwhile wemby has eight threes and 39 points with six minutes or so left
gonna need luka to put 200 on the wizards after this
lol @ italy absolutely wrecking team usa’s shit right now
I see jalen rose is having a tough time checking bam adebayo tonight
charles bukowski: "hey, you got a cigarette?"
dan simmons: "yeah, what they said. also try to make this a lot longer. no, longer."
hp lovecraft: "in fact, consider making the whole thing way more racist. no, more."
jk rowling: "consider making this name way more racist"
james patterson: "why aren't you done yet, you should be done with the *next* book by now"
homer: "why are you writing this down and not just reciting it somewhere"
tom clancy: "sorry but this section could use more impenetrable jargon"
piers anthony: "have you considered sexualizing a barely pubescent girl here?"
if grammarly is just gonna rip off writers' identities for edits, go all the way: have e.e. cummings tell you to take out all your capital letters, have cormac mccarthy tell you to get rid of all your quotation marks, have dan brown tell you to include more random info cribbed from wikipedia
So apparently grammarly stole my fuckin identity
if you're lucky zendon hamilton is calling the game, he's good!
unfortunately either the iranians would blow you up for trying it or the US would blow you up and call you a "drug boat" so either way it probably wouldn't end well
someone gotta try and blast one of those lamborghini-engined cigarette boats through the strait of hormuz, die a hero
easiest way to piss *everyone* off imo
i hear you!
might as well wear a half ukraine half russia hat
i mean portland has an embarrassment of riches, but no regional adaptations, magic city for everyone
every single team in the nba should have a magic city night in solidarity
shit! *gets sent to jail*
if you're not mixing your ozempic with whey protein and grain alcohol are you even alive?
