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Gilgamech

@omniseed

Cat guy and all-around dingbat he/him

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I think they just call that good old-fashioned full hole hockey up in Canadussy don't they

03.12.2025 06:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She's gorgeous and the love is apparent in her little gaze

02.12.2025 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't edit my skeet, it's either staying bottled up or it's getting let out into the world the hard way, just as it comes

02.12.2025 07:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yooooouuuuuuuuuuu

01.12.2025 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get it, the Zoomer Commissars will try me for having a year younger girlfriend soon, unless she wises up to the dangers of a weird stranger she's known for decades and his deranged appetites for love and hot action

It was a good run, make sure my compost goes to a nice garden please...

01.12.2025 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New organization "Broadway Voices for Palestine," announces that tomorrow, they will be performing a virtual reading of plays written by Palestinian children.

Proceeds will go to The Hands Up Project charity.

Allie Trimm, who plays Glinda in Wicked on Broadway, explains more:

01.12.2025 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 529 ๐Ÿ” 188 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Back2Backshots

01.12.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't get two in the bush, only got the one to work with and she's shaving these days anyhow, sorry metal jerk, maybe next time

30.11.2025 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you make $150k and want to date me too bad, I do not

30.11.2025 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'chat is it grooming to go out with my (53M) 'friend' (52F) who asked me out I feel creppy'

30.11.2025 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You guys can't even read and you're 27. Why don't you focus on learning to sound it out before telling people who is worthy of love.

30.11.2025 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 58 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't been shaving since like 2013 or something

30.11.2025 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those look like mid-20th century criminologist textbook illustrations

30.11.2025 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'We call it a strong medium'

30.11.2025 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think polygamy is different, nobody is allowed to love each other in a polygamule

26.11.2025 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't have to eat if you put a lil food in all your toothpaste either

26.11.2025 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It could be that you just need to mix a different strain with a fresh terpene profile in their, to agonize the receptors and stuff

25.11.2025 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no followers and don't look that interesting, put me in coach

25.11.2025 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They won't
Pee
On
Da
Couch
And
Sit
There
all by themselves though, donkey

24.11.2025 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why wouldn't you know that you don't want to know what that means though

23.11.2025 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tell my date that!!!

23.11.2025 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoulda flushed their ass out, with your foot

21.11.2025 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She should use more lube if he's having that hard a time stretching around it, I would think

18.11.2025 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good riddance, you shitbag sewagefuck weasel, I hope all your scumbag friends join you by January at the latest

16.11.2025 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You said it to him though, and now you're calling him a dog

16.11.2025 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They say a hit dog hollers you know

15.11.2025 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope, she's married now, it's Alicia Beatz I believe

15.11.2025 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I think it's the "saving up for braces" part of this story that adds a whole new level of ick. Like... that's a kid, man

13.11.2025 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2615 ๐Ÿ” 454 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."

08.11.2025 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1829 ๐Ÿ” 646 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0