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@proflshtpstr

Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants, support your municipal worker, you need your garbage man more than he needs you, making 2026 is my Stoic year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno_of_Citium

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Donald Trump cannot solve problems in the way we normally think about "problem solving" bc his narcissistic ego does not allow for 'problems' to exist in a way that might personally implicate him. Thus, he can only bullshit. It is both a defense mechanism and an assertion of a solipsistic worldview.

10.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think he believes that at all, but it's frustrating that he expects us to believe it

10.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe can take them at their word.”

10.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2535 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 9

We won!

10.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100 Iranians girls had to die so that our leader might live (free of Epstein questions)

10.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Putting these two posts together like pieces of a lost amulet and watching a lesson about geopolitics emerge like a genie

10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Zorro Ranch & Jeffrey Epstein Investigation - New Mexico Department of Justice The New Mexico Department of Justice’s Office is committed to ensuring the safety and security of all New Mexicans. An increasingly...

nmdoj.gov/get-help/eps...

10.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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snoop dogg is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car . ALT: snoop dogg is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car .
10.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jennifer Jacobs
@JenniferJJacobs
NEWS via 
@CBSNews
: U.S. intelligence assets have begun to see indications Iran is taking steps to deploy mines in Strait of Hormuz shipping lane. Iran is using smaller crafts that can carry 2 to 3 mines each. While Iran’s mine stock isn’t publicly known, estimates over the years have ranged from roughly 2,000 to 6,000 naval mines of Iranian, Chinese and Russian-made variants, 
@JimLaPorta
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Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs NEWS via @CBSNews : U.S. intelligence assets have begun to see indications Iran is taking steps to deploy mines in Strait of Hormuz shipping lane. Iran is using smaller crafts that can carry 2 to 3 mines each. While Iran’s mine stock isn’t publicly known, estimates over the years have ranged from roughly 2,000 to 6,000 naval mines of Iranian, Chinese and Russian-made variants, @JimLaPorta reports 2:13 PM Β· Mar 10, 2026 Β· 6,060 Views

Here we go

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1147 πŸ” 322 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 225
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Navy's Avenger Class Mine Hunters Have Left The Middle East For Good The last four Avengers in Bahrain were carried off on a heavy lift vessel at a time of crisis, where mining the Persian Gulf could come into play.

The Trump Admin did this a little over a month ago.

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

They've already gotten to Will

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fellas, is it reactionary to have free time?

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Johnson Declines To Condemn Andy Ogles For Saying Muslims β€˜Don’t Belong’ In U.S. Complex global events demand clear, independent reporting. We're working to explain the facts, challenge misinformation, and show how the news affects real lives. Help us continue our imperative work. Become a member today.

Speaker Mike Johnson declines to condemn Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) for saying Muslims "don't belong" in the U.S. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

10.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 8

I truly don't understand what people like this think they're doing when they make comments like this.

OK?

And?

She is the governor, was the decision-maker, and did the right thing here.

10.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œUnlike the Somali community in Minnesota, which enjoys broad support from the state’s Democratic-led government, in Ohio, rightwing politicians have targeted it and other immigrant communities.”

10.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

* GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTER: WHAT WE HEAR FROM TEHRAN IS THAT THEY ARE NOT READY FOR A DIPLOMATIC SOLUTION

@reuters.com

10.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 20

Do you know a better way to stop people from talking about Epstein? Because if you do, he'd like to hear iy

10.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

10.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing to light the fire of righteous anger than killing a man's father

Thankfully they're not obsessed with martyrs and martyrdom or anything like that

Wait

10.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol where is DOGE

10.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s words speak for themselves. He thinks the surge in gas prices is a β€œvery small price to pay.” That might be true for him and the Epstein class, but not for regular working people.

09.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 4

The same assholes who chastised President Biden about pulling US troops out of Afghanistan are now super quiet about thousands of Americans being stranded in the Middle East all because a white supremacist criminal wanted go on a bombing murder spree.

10.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1836 πŸ” 568 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 11
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March 9, 1892: The People’s Grocery Lynchings A white mob seized three African American business men in Memphis, Tennessee and lynched them without trial.

"This is what opened my eyes to what lynching really was. An excuse to get rid of Negroes who were acquiring wealth & property & thus keep the race terrorized & keep them down." -- Ida B. Wells after People's Grocery lynching in Memphis #tdih 1892. Read ⬇️ 🧡
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/pe...

09.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 10

Putting the weird comment about 6 year olds aside, what Trump ISN'T saying is the so=called SAVE Act is a tool of unbridled voter suppression he wants to use to prevent Democrats from winning elections.

10.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Credit Bureaus Are Leaving More Mistakes on Frustrated Consumers’ Reports Under Trump’s CFPB TransUnion and Experian, two of the three major credit bureaus, have started dismissing a larger share of consumer complaints without help since the Trump administration began dismantling the CFPB.

NEW: TransUnion and Experian, two of the three major credit bureaus, have started dismissing a larger share of consumer complaints without help since the Trump administration began dismantling the CFPB.

10.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 542 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 20
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β€œ.. off limits to the public.”

10.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1150 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 30
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Munich & Tehran: A Tale of Two Cities Viewing the capital of Iran from the capital of Bavaria (which was, 100 years ago, also the "Capital of the Movement")

"The entire point of the special military operation is to flex. In Donald Trump’s mind, it’s something that plays well on the TV...The indiscriminate Iranian destruction is intended to make him appear mighty. That is not working, will not work."
open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...

10.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Okay this made my evening lol

10.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're genociding my feelings rn

10.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0