i would love to be naked on a beach feeling the wind in my **** and perhaps sleeping in a hammock as it sways gently in a cooling breeze but instead i’m looking at a computer that contains all the horrors of the world and i have a weird knot in my back and can't find a comfortable way to sit
😳
Not bored yet. 🥵
the mileage this diva is going to get
Photo of actor Rob GK posing and seated, wearing a white tank top and white shorts
My religion is whatever you call this situation
Hairy creature gang rise up ✨
Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling “bi…big booty latinos…”
Squirtle on the floor with the text above that reads: un..uncut d*cks
Same, sis.
And at 25?
Happy birthday!
if god isn’t real how do you explain potatoes
A group of men is called a train
“fully” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
Sorry, fully-developed frontal lobes only.
Very.
Starting to justify all my flaws as inherent features of human nature.
Hobbes would be proud 👍
Tongue out dog / Still got it meme
22 year old hit on me
Princess looking at the hot radiologist Above Princess it says “me” Above the hot radiologist it says “crunchy dill pickles”
Meme that reads “happy fat cock friday you sluts” written in the super Mario galaxy font. Fat cock Friday is written in multiple colors, and the text for happy and use sluts is in a light gray. The tech sits a top, a blue and purple galaxy illustration.
let’s a-go!
when you're being mean etc etc
If I can distract you from thinking about the evil people running this country for even one second then I feel better
A lo mejor yo debería hacer lo mismo…
I’m a visual learner 👉🏻👈🏻
Friend just sent me a TikTok where I was in the background dancing at a gay bar.
Luckily I was behaving!
It’s giving pumpkin spice in August. Let us relish summer!
Un(?)popular Opinion: Lavender shouldn’t be a spring coffee flavor.
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
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