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Give the people what they want.

11.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Compromise: put Churchill as a furry on bank notes.

11.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tall, masked figure, and a shorter man in a white dinner jacket, standing next to a brass pillar.

A tall, masked figure, and a shorter man in a white dinner jacket, standing next to a brass pillar.

What is almost certainly the same brass pillar from the other photo ringed in red on a photo of the bright white TARDIS control room from Doctor Who.

What is almost certainly the same brass pillar from the other photo ringed in red on a photo of the bright white TARDIS control room from Doctor Who.

When part of the original TARDIS control room set randomly turns up in an episode of The Champions...

11.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Secret of hedgehog hearing discovered at far beyond human range Researchers played a sountrack to hedgehogs to identify the frequency of sounds they can hear

Ultrasonic.

11.03.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Frank Muir on Call My Bluff

Frank Muir on Call My Bluff

โ€œYes, well, for a start itโ€™s not Trolley Problem, itโ€™s Trohlay Prooblem and it is a well known but rarely attempted Belgium sex act.โ€

11.03.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ebay listing saying a Doctor Who dvd is signed by William Hartnell

Ebay listing saying a Doctor Who dvd is signed by William Hartnell

Wow, what a bargain found on Ebay, Doctor Who dvds signed by William Hartnell even tho he died in 1975 and the Dvds didn't release until 2006

09.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is how I access bluesky

10.03.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Screaming passenger kicked off flight for playing videos on speaker Video showed the moment an American Airlines passenger had a meltdown after being kicked off for refusing to use headphones while playing loud videos.

Honestly, she should have been ejected at 30,000 feet. Good work, American Airlines. Hope others follow suit and require headphones. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

09.03.2026 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 133 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Really don't get how the "having it on loudspeaker" has become ok over the last 5 or so years

08.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proving that time has little actual meaning, Alexandra Bastedo was born 80 years ago today.

When The Champions made its first appearance on #TPTV I wrote this piece for We Are Cult.

wearecult.rocks/the-beginnin...

09.03.2026 10:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Swiss reject right-wing plan to cut licence fee for public broadcaster More than 60% voters said they wanted to keep the current licence fee levels, initial projections show.

The Swiss licence fee is ยฃ320 a year, compared with the BBC's ยฃ174 a year.

We're getting an absolute BARGAIN.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

09.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can we at least bring back disco, guys in short shorts, moustaches, and actors with interestingly flawed faces and bodies

09.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1145 ๐Ÿ” 136 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Nobody was that bored, Tom.

06.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look what #Uncanny fan Andy came across in his local Co-op! It should come with a warning: may cause paranormal activity ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

06.03.2026 10:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take the High Road.

06.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone remembers Children of the Stones but 5 years earlier, in 1972, childrenโ€™s television unleashed a tale just as uncanny: moving standing stones. In Escape into Night, a bedridden girl sketches a lonely house & a ring of ancient stonesโ€ฆ then steps inside her own drawing.

tinyurl.com/fnhescn

06.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Like trying to puppeteer the corpse of a beloved friend to trick you.
Avoid the old NetworkDVD site as it has nothing to do with classic TV or film. The company folded years ago and this is just a scam.

04.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t want to be previous but I think Iโ€™ve been not giving a fuck for 5 days now,

04.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All the talk of windmills has reminded me of one of my favourite moments (that we can still fairly comfortably talk about) from The IT Crowd.

03.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A slight mispronunciation in Doctor Who led to this...

03.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Etch a Sketch Photoshop

Etch a Sketch Photoshop

03.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 89 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Netflix branded Viewmaster

A Netflix branded Viewmaster

03.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 167 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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We're going to be doing 80s tech in todays world on @b3ta.com this week

03.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 119 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Rod Hull (it is him), Emu, Grotbags and that camp robot in the Pink Windmill.

Rod Hull (it is him), Emu, Grotbags and that camp robot in the Pink Windmill.

Yet more problems in the UK caused by windmills

03.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thread, because you need to join my excitement about this audio sitcom. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‡

03.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Have a great first day in BBC News Graphics Department

03.03.2026 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First week in the BBC graphics department and already thriving

03.03.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1108 ๐Ÿ” 185 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Any excuse for me to share this picture again:

03.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Inventum coffee maker circa the 1970s it has a delightful shape and appealing color palate of orange, yellow, umber and white and a pattern of flower stalks

it doubtless makes undrinkable swill, but has rizz for days

Inventum coffee maker circa the 1970s it has a delightful shape and appealing color palate of orange, yellow, umber and white and a pattern of flower stalks it doubtless makes undrinkable swill, but has rizz for days

contemporary Inventum drip coffee maker looking like a piece of sterile lab equipment with a little digital clock

makes better coffee, but at what cost?

contemporary Inventum drip coffee maker looking like a piece of sterile lab equipment with a little digital clock makes better coffee, but at what cost?

look how far we've fallen

03.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 672 ๐Ÿ” 134 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14