I just told my cat to eat a dick.
To be fair to me, he was being a little horror.
15.03.2026 00:54
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I just told my cat to eat a dick.
To be fair to me, he was being a little horror.
Maleficent 100% knew she wasn’t invited to that party. She just showed up to cause problems on purpose.
Huh. Is this not going down the way you thought, AUSA?
No joke. They have been working on this for like a decade at least.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
I was laughing so hard at Jason’s shocked/outraged/nonplussed tone saying “SCOTT BORAS?!?” around minute 47 that @heathenhistory.bsky.social came to check on me.
And also,
That ship did get unstuck.
Info panel showing an asiatic lion seemingly advancing on a white-haired old lady with a stick.
Oh no grandma run
Every bit of news I read about this story feels like I’m receiving it in the girl text chain like “BITCH GUESS WHAT HAPPENED OMFG
ONE PING ONLY
friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh
I do not like this.
She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point
hey i have a good number of trans followers and just in case any of this insidious shit is seeping in and seeing it stated plainly by a rando helps:
you don't deserve this
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
Some US men’s players apologized; even more talked about how much they respected the USA women’s team. What they didn’t seem to realize was that if you respect them and don’t apologize for the Trump debacle, it actually makes embracing Trump worse. www.thestar.com/sports/nhl/t...
screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight
Masterful Troll, TCM.
Who do you play for
Sid Crosby looking real annoyed and sad at his silver medal, the little bitch. Fuck this shittsburgh team.
I want this on a flag to hang outside my house and two little ones for the hood of my car.
Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization
Team USA finishes with its all-time Winter Olympics high of 12 gold medals.
Previous best was 10 at 2002 Salt Lake City.
Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing
What a photo from the Freep
Jack Hughes with the American flag around his shoulders.
Legend.
Oh my god hell yes this is the first thing I’m watching on this flight. 🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
(Patty the moose is fine)
I know, but you don’t have not to think about it. You may have to choose it actively, but it makes them so angry when we still have joy. They want us to be cowed, defeated, and sad, and fuck them.
THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!
It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇
dawg🥹
