Feet Up

I love how it looks somewhat surprised As if it experienced an unexpected abrupt stop 🎬

So cute

That’s nuts! It’s awesome! Congratulations

It’s fun to look at too

Snip and release. Remember to recycle them

Wow! Such a clean look. How will we know you’re happy without that perma’erection you used to sport. Ready for an anal only life? Better be. Chop chop!

How does it feel?

I’d choose cock. Can we throw a dice to see how many inches will get lopped off in the first round?

Do you want to lose it all in one go or would you consider taking part in my gameshow: Crop That Cock!!?

I hear even the consolation prizes are great. You’re guaranteed to take something home in a box

Hot. Next time he grabs you he’ll miss

Trendy is the wrong word. I mean like vegan: once there became more social awareness the vegan options became more. I believe a lot of people have this as fantasy. I’d love to try it for a day! Or a month! Go on vacation and leave my dick at home 😂

It certainly is trendy. And the possibilities are becoming more. I tot support what you want if you truly want it. I’d miss your dick a bit. You used it for comedy so well.

Personally I like a cropped cock. It’s ironic and ironically cocky. Balls are fun and it helps with the horny hormones

Actually doing it That’s all your decision. Pleas know I’m just playing with you. For some it is a fantasy, kinky, but it’d be pretty cool if you get up and your cock fell on the floor. You’d have to wear women’s panties for a snugger fit. I bet your balls would still pop out of your teeny panties

I liked you monkeying around and sticking your dick in everyone’s face, but hey, when it’s gotta go it’s gotta go. You’d look great with your dick next to you on the table.

I can’t remember your twitter handle?

You’ve been wagging that dick around on twitter for years. You’re going to have to put up some enlarged photos of when it was still attached to really appreciate that you lost all of it. What’s going to happen with your hole?

That’s going on display in the living room where everyone can pity it

I think I’ll freeze it so it’s suspended in a block of clear ice and then for a while we display it around the house where you can see it severed. When you leave the room your dick will stay behind on display, or if you go outside your cock can stay in the house. Every so often we’d top up the ice

Losing is winning 🏆

I think its too late mate. Just be thankful it’s a nice clean cut. For how long do you still want the balls?

Let’s play a game

For auction or should i just charge a dollar plus shipping

Stumped

Do I get to keep it or do we just compost it

Red knows his friend, Willy is in the audience to support him. He can only imagine how ridiculous he must look. Big screen cameras panning over every part of him and super closeups of his face and his mid penis shown next to each other everywhere on the screens.The top three men now has to spin the:

: has the lowest score and he becomes the target for the next round: a dick elimination. Poor Red is strung up behind a metal wall and his erect cock is isolated on the other side of the thick metal through a snug hole. Red is blindfolded and given a very mild sedative. Medical staff is on standby

This will be the most dick any of the four finalists will ever again have to jerk off with. From here on everyone loses.

The next elimination is decided by ring toss. Each intact man gets 12 hoops Each round three of the men will pose with erect cocks for other contestant to aim at. The loser:

The finalists now have to endear themselves to the eliminated contestants who each vote which of the remaining contestants will get money as a bonus upon penis elimination. They need to tell them their story, plead and each participant is made to masturbate for show. Finalists don’t know the tally