A Nazi about to tell Hitler “tha gig’s fucked, pal.”
His solicitor about to drop the Eni Aluko news on top…
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A Nazi about to tell Hitler “tha gig’s fucked, pal.”
His solicitor about to drop the Eni Aluko news on top…
I was feeling sorry for myself and then I saw that Joey Barton is having a considerably worse week than I am.
I’m still feeling sorry for myself but now I have a side order of laughing at the imminent incarceration of a melt.
You do wonder what goes through peoples minds …
I can tell you first hand that people have sent in entirely clingfilmed monster sized bowel movements. The problem is that anything that isn’t a proper sample being opened necessitates the incredibly sensitive testing laboratory to be closed for the deepest of cleans….
As opposed to firing them *at* schools and hospitals?
#ExitMusic
Day 10 - Unranked
Starts ominously, threatens to become cutesy folk and ends up being a Monkees/Beatles run through a suitably epic ode to geological changes…
youtu.be/SU_gNtO6RsY?...
Hard to read this and not come to the conclusion that Prince Andrew or whatever he is called now needs firing into the fucking sun
“Paedophile Shoes…”
Watching Erin Bronkovich cos Julia/need cheering up
Was thinking about this and my own family.
The reason the middle-class media has not reported Hannah Spencer being attacked by right-wing transphobes is that it needs to preserve the nice, coffeee-round-the-kitchen-table, middle-class view of transphobia, not the thuggish fascist reality.
Davey is not doing himself any favours. He knows full well Starmer can make no such guarantee.
Opportunism in a time of crisis isn't a good look. Button it, Ed.
Christ taking a whip to the money lenders in the temple was my kind of Christ
There is a window of time where Abraham Lincoln could have faxed a samurai
The fact that Rudolf Hess was guarded in Spandau Prison by a a 16-year-old Bernard Manning never gets any less bizarre. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/enterta...
Bertrand Russell saw the Eiffel Tower under construction and technically could have watched all six episodes of Curry & Chips broadcast in late 1969
He could have watched almost a decade of William Roache playing Ken Barlow in Coronation Street
It's possible that Lloyd Bridges could have been present at the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and the break-up of Menswear. It makes you think, doesn't it?
New True Crime podcast just dropped.
Roy Rogers could have seen both the sinking of the Titanic and Radiohead headline Glastonbury.
Bertrand Russell could have seen the premier of Wagner's Ring Cycle and Carry On Camping
My favourite of these is the fact that people could have used the London Underground to go and see the last public execution in the capital. 🤯
It’s possible for Kirk Douglas to have been present at both the murder of the Romanovs and the funeral of Keith from the Prodigy.
This is quite astonishing. Can’t pretend I understand it all, and am not sure I 100% agree with conclusions, but a social studies academic analyses pub closures in a totally different way from anyone else ever has and comes up with some extraordinary insights. laurenleek.substack.com/p/britain-lo...
A review of Children in Men that merely says Zoella did not show this side of East Sussex
Howling at my brilliant daughter’s review of Children of Men.
Who can forget his wonderful catchphrase: "A wank is like a box of chocolates. Bloody brilliant, but you feel a bit guilty after polishing it off."
It’s unlike anything else I’ve seen. Just extraordinary.
