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“Never mistake a clear view for a short distance.”

—original author debated

We’ve been encouraging her for —at least— a decade. I’m so proud of her!

This is my niece, a beautiful singer and artist, Sage!

OMG, my beautiful and talented niece —finally— released some #music!

Have a listen. Please, like her video, subscribe, and please, be kind.

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Things I’ve learned:

1. None of us are nearly as cute as our parents told us we are.
2. Our parents are (were) broken, too.
2. None of us know what we don’t know.
3. We have ideas, not answers.
4. Opinions are not facts, and no one gives a shit about the opinions of others; that’s a fact.

Hugs 🫂

I’m still struggling with this loss.

You’re so sweet! Thank you!!

I’m sorry to have been the one to tell you. 😔

The sport of oligarchs.

RIP buddy.

A timeless sentiment.

Yeah. It’s awful. I cried for a bit.

Sadly, Steve passed away on April 4th; I heard from his wife. He and I were about to do a show together. I’m still gonna try in his honor.

@stevekimura.bsky.social - Hey! I sent you an email. 😁

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

I’ve read enough Hemingway to know that he was writing mostly about his dick.

It’s difficult to find your place in a new space.

This is amazing and a serious goal of mine. I’ll definitely check it out, thank you. 🙂

I must learn from you.

The universe has a terrible sense of humor.

I’m just waiting on Kissinger. 🤞🤞🤞

Next episode: How the Oceans are Trying to Kill Us All Through the Deviousness of Nature and Ignorance.

He’s just … … yes.

I might not survive. 🥰😍

…what’s Twitter? 😏😂

The Halloween walkthrough my neighbors and I built in our connected yards drew more than 100 people and 1000 screams.

At least one kid cried.

I love success.

I didn’t get any pics of it (bcs I was too busy) but here’s a bloody cake I made out of an empty Pannettone tin from last year.

The original packaging for Nabisco’s Heyday Caramel Peanut Logs.

Hey @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social,

Do you know about Nabisco’s Heyday Caramel Peanut Logs? It’s probably my favorite discontinued food.

We’re making a bunch of executives rich.

Yeah, I remember when they were 2 for $1.

My Grandmother was mean.

She used to yell at all of us for no good reason.

But she had a monkey so we always wanted to go there.

Anyway, my point is that if your gonna be an asshole, get a monkey.