Bromidic Bear

Ketchup, like hot sauce, does not need refrigeration but they all live in the frigidaire with their coworkers.

Phew…okay. I’ll be over in a few with a couple Stretch Armstrongs.

Wait…do you mean 🍆 or 🧍‍♂️?

I think about this post a lot.

Weird way to announce an autobiography but okay.

Just remember the sales rep is the First Location. You have nothing but NO to give at the Second Location (F&I office).

Starved

Not this style?

Don’t let your dreams be just dreams

He who’s bred last is bred hardest.

Kiosk marked Parallel Reality Experience

Parallel Reality Experience, or as we used to call it, “Airport”.

Hold back. If they are impressed by 1% of your power, the other 99% will make you legendary when it needs to come out.

lady gaga explains what a disco stick is (2008)

Oh no 😃

Just forced low.

I have a colleague who always speaks like this but without the gravelly voice.

That’s deep. This restaurant knows the truth.

And the people who simply accept the lies and hallucinations are giving feedback to these companies that this is acceptable and good.

It’s what you’re supposed to be into. The algorithm has spoken.

The non-binary “OR”

Factory Reset™️

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I will never understand the mindset of being an uncooperative isolationist.

It’s easier and there’s more money in getting along.

Well, I’m pretty upset with what it’s doing to your junk. Should put it in my mouth before I go saying anything. 😏

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It’s the contraption specifically designed to kill Squidward.