Jonno

Merry Christmas 😂

Not content with polluting British waters with sewage, and failing to invest in leaky infrastructure, whilst company executives stuff their pockets with bonuses - now they are raising your bills.

The whole thing stinks. It's time to scrap Ofwat and replace it with a regulator with real teeth.

Fascism is coming, the far right will take advantage of the fact this labour government stands for nothing and the conservatives are toast

Water companies in this country are a scam. Nationalise them and jail their CEOs. How they’ve been awarded funding to pay off debt and improve our infrastructure when they’ve spent decades paying out to shareholder is beyond me. Corruption imo, we are a mini shitty version of the USA

British energy firms told to offer ‘zero’ standing charge tariff by next winter Ofgem aims to provide choice as Martin Lewis describes daily fees as a ‘poll tax’ on gas and electricity bills Energy suppliers will have to offer customers a “zero” standing charge tariff by next winter to address criticism of the daily fees described…

British energy firms told to offer ‘zero’ standing charge tariff by next winter

But tbh I am striking the ball a lot better than I ever have, more consistently, I feel like if I can carry form into the summer then I might be able to get into the plus figures.

Of course I might not, and end up going back to 3 or 4 handicap with this new system. We shall see 😂

I’d like to get to scratch next season. I’ve been in the old category 1 for 15 years now and got stuck off 5 for ages. Currently at 0.9 and need to get to 0.4, that’ll allow me to enter open qualifying which will feel like I’ve made a lifetime achievement as an amateur

I’d like to post more about my golf here than I ever did on Twitter. Probably mostly brag about good rounds. Shot a personal best 64 gross yesterday, -7. Was on 18 temporaries so it doesn’t really count but at the very least it’s a confidence builder

Hahahahaha

Behave he should be able to reply how he likes 😂

Do they have any grass cutting equipment at Ross county?

How is onana a paid footballer?

A team with 6 of their best players unavailable & a 7th on the bench & coming back to full fitness will always struggle. The players that are left have done a great job keeping #notts in touch with the leaders. Just imagine when those 7 return to full fitness. Watch out League 2.

Darren drysdale with a real shocker of a non decision in the Peterborough game

So much better on here not having to see it

It’s ridiculous how badly we’ve been affected by injuries tho

Looks like neither team wants to be here and they’ll both take a point

Put him in the stand 20 seconds in and now he won’t go near the ball. Miles off it

Can’t troll bots it turns out

@timarnold1977.bsky.social do you know if your mate Luke Clausen has an account on here?

My hand holding a jar of Tesco Finest ‘Alphonso Mango & Apricot Chutney’. I didn’t subsequently buy the jar of chutney, I only took this photo of it for comedy purposes. I do this quite a lot in supermarkets and it annoys my partner.

Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up

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Massive away win for the little fella.

Greg(g) Wallace was always a proper knob on Twitter, I remember people said about Richard keys and Andy gray that if you’re a knob on the way up, no one will catch you on the way down. I feel that probably applies to Wallace here. Stories of him being weird have been around for years

Our squad is on its knees and we really don’t wanna lose on Tuesday. Happy to have sacrificed today

This ~ 💯%

This place is showing me a lot of this. I’d rather it didn’t, Facebook and Twitter are dying because of this 😑

“Get in losers. We’re getting polio.”