Chantelle 🏳️‍⚧️

Manuel off Fawlty towers looking confused

Phil Parkinson played him at right back or gave him 5 mins at the end of a game we were crying out for pace up front.

DRS had issues when it first started but that seemed to get sorted out (bar the snicko debacle in ashes) but var seems to loom from crisis to crisis.

Think we'll announce ground extension shortly? Or ever? Everyone else is doing it, it's hip.

Cool hand sooz

Big Sharron made a peer by kemi and the Tories. A thick giant turd swimming in a sea of fascist shite.

PREVIEW | WEAR-TYNE DERBY Stephen, Gareth and Richard are joined by former Sunderland defender Danny Collins alongside Ashes legend and Newcastle supporter Steve Harmison as they look ahead to the first Wear-Tyne Derby in the ...

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Stephen, Gareth and Richard are joined by Steve Harmison and Danny Collins as we look ahead to the first EPL Wear-Tyne Derby since 2016!

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Shona is my fave off #imaceleb she's so cute, just a lovely person.

Ten minutes if bouncer the dog off neighbours is doing it. He's left pawed.

I've got to go sleepy. Tried staying up. I'll wake at 5 for the loo and stick the telly on. We'll be 190/1.

In north Macedonia, born and raised, in a playground, I spent most of my days 🎶

Testicles. Camel toes. Flaming anus. You don't get this at the ivy #imaceleb

Best of luck sooz, a coffee chucked at ya and if January is doable, we'll be there

I'm on an incredible roll with the scratch card on the Lidl plus app. 30 odd straight wins of a 15% discount on a further purchase. What luck.

Ever been in the pub next to a first tinder/POF date. Uncomfortable isn't the word

Perth start time is 02.30 and Brisbane day nighter 04.30? I might be struggling a bit with those. I used to curl up with tms about 11 in my yoof.

Brian blobbey

Well done little doggo. Tell her that's how rocky started

Haha no it's fine.

I've just this second became a vegetarian

Perp 😁

Saudicastle in relegation dogfight. The ethical relegation, it would forever be known.

A morning poo? How very English! Australians, of course, poo upside down at midnight, and Americans poo to the sound of crackling gunfire whilst reciting the fourth amendment

When do the clocks go back? What time is it? Where am I?

One of the best games of boxing I've ever seen that. Nincredible #parkerwardley

Mouth reading lukey going up to reinildo at the end, 'you were incredible!' unreal today, many were, like you say

Honey bunny. Tea spoon full, before a cup of tea. A vitamin c tablet on a morning, and maybes a couple of paracetamol depending how poorly you feel

We've got an ATM hit in Ipswich, which is in the arse end of nowhere. How handy, we've a team in the area, and they can guess which park they're in. Absolute bollocks this show.

#hunted "I've been digging around the social media profiles of this pair, they live together, they're really close" aye mate, they're married

Jordan Henderson excellent again tonight. Brentford have been much better then the hammers and deserve to win