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two kittens are sitting next to each other on a floor . ALT: two kittens are sitting next to each other on a floor .

Tomorrow begins Kitten Season 2026 and our first little of fosters. Time to get cute with it.

095 Podficcers Unite! (Part 2) Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · March 10 · 53m

Here is part 2 of the podficcers chat!! Thank you @babykraken.bsky.social, @happydaiz.bsky.social, @kninjaknitter.bsky.social, and @sdryan.bsky.social for spending so much time with me!!

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Hey loves! I totally get it if your funds are rightfully being saved for the craft fair and I know this is a wild time to push these... but I could use a little help. I have a restock of dancing boyfriends and three new sticker designs up on my ko-fi right now! 🧡 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your bird friend!!

Pay Christal Blair using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/christalblair1 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

WELP we're $53.45 in the hole from overdraft fees, disability $ doesn't hit till the 18th, and we're out of TP 😱and, you know, food. Anything helps, even a repost, even a dollar. <3

Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/mariwho
PayPal: paypal.me/christalblair1
Venmo: venmo.com/Mari-Blair-3
CashApp: cash.app/$mariwho29

That sounds fantastic!

Make eye contact: "It's a warning. Murder is a natural cause."

I just wanna write this whole fluffy snippet of them right now and I have to work and it's REALLY not fair.

Things I need to get so my wife questions WTF is happening to our fridge...

Are you a disabled author? Do you have something to say about writing disabled characters - or writing while disabled?

We want YOU at our upcoming virtual conference, Storycrafting Sessions: Disability in Writing!

Need everyones good ju-ju. As we contemplated renovations of the foster room my wife and I discussed finally moving out of our 'starter home' for something with more room, better location, maybe a lil land.

And I've started the process. So, you know, pray I don't die of a heart attack or stress.

#TakeTwoTuesday I present to you the utterly unhinged premise of Stede at a convention also attending a sex party where Ed's a living dessert tray. archiveofourown.org/works/542956...

"Let me tell the world I own EVERYTHING!"

How does something SO TINY make that much noise?!

I'd adore them more if it's not 7 am and outside my window!

Carolina Wrens are so tiny, but so LOUD, and every year one scream sings at my window.

Wee John's Pincushion Dollies Auction item 'Wee John's Pincushion Dollies' hosted online at 32auctions.

We're so close to $50k!! If the rest of these incredible replica pincushion dollies were bought, that would push us over!! HOW CUTE ARE THEY?? And they're modeled after the real thing!

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Ahahhahahaa i love the don't look, like they might attack or something

Photograph of three shaggy blond heads of plush dolls looking at a website that’s auctioning them

Photograph of three naked plush dolls with shaggy blond hair and bow tie shoes. One in the middle is missing legs. Behind them is a computer screen showing a website where they are being auctioned.

The Stedes are asking me if anyone’s adopted them yet. I told them not yet because 1) the craft fair isn’t over, 2) they’re still naked, and 3) one of them doesn’t have legs yet. They also want to know which is A, B, and C. Links 🔗 to all 3 below 👇 #fandommarket @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social

Ahahahaha You asked for it.

Me driving along after dinner with my wife, humming along to the radio with the windows down.

Wife: GOOD NIGHT GOOSE! HAVE SWEET DREAMS!

Me nearly running into a stop sign: What the actual fuck?!

Wife: There was a goose.

🤣🤣🤣

Or wait until he decides to use them as anal beads for religious therapy reasons (WHICH ARE TOTALLY LEGIT)

This comment is exactly what the latest Acts chapter is 🤣

Gaaaah I need the impossible bird one so bad!

I AM COMING FOR ONE OF THESE!!!!

I mean, in Ed's defense, Stede asks him on a date during his "Happy Divorce Signing" party.

Just a sneak peek into my pandora's box of angst fic.

Rbb claim reveal day and auction drop day.

Works expectations for me today: