Lesbian Sheldon Cooper

in Beyond. I think in into darkness instead of yelling "Khan" Spock should just scream "FUUUUUUUUUCK" & then in 2009 the "the complexities of human pranks escape me" scene should just be "captain, please, what the fuck"

I've heard that PG 13 movies get to have one singular f bomb in them so I was thinking of where they should go in the AOS movies & I think all 3 should belong to Spock (yes we all know McCoy swears like a sailor but let me have this) & it should be "I can confirm your theory to be fucking horseshit"

What's interesting about this is that, in my experience, if a show really is unpopular, sites don't need to pay anti-shills, they can just harvest the all-natural organic hate.

He's all "have fun. Call me if you need me. I'm gonna get a mimosa with Nyota"

i say this to my students a lot and am always surprised when they find it discouraging rather than exciting. no one cares as much as you do whether you write that book! you can write it however you want!

Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

Thinking about Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

A quintet of young pearl oyster mushrooms grow like overlapping mollusks from the side of a moss speckled log. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Star Trek The Original Series scene. It's just Bones standing against a purplish blueish background. Maybe a cave? A very smooth cave? Probably not a cave. Regardless, he has dreamy blue eyes. Closed caption reads, "YOU ARE A DISEMBODIED BRAIN."

Can you imagine if you go on a date & go to their house & it's just full of thousands of Nero

Had a dream last night that my basement was full of action figures of Nero... Just countless shelves stuffed with that bald, tattooed bitch

Spock is truly the blorbo I'm really there to see

God you're right... AOS Kirk would LOVE to top himself. That would make him feel so nasty daddy... Oh now you've made me want to see AOS Kirk fuck a clone of himself...

It's just not hot to picture Kirk bottoming!! I dk!!

I love learning about people's writing processes cause it's equally thrilling for me to hear something & go "oh yes just like me fr" as it is to hear something & go "respectfully, dude, what in the absolute FUCK are you talking about". Love being seen just as much as I love being shocked & appalled

I don't think so either!!

I bitch & moan & throw a tantrum about editing but my hypocritical ass was thinking all day at work today about how excited I am to get to read over the fic I just finished

consciousness in one & one Kirk consciousness in the other so you've got normal Spock x Kirk-in-Spock's-body thereby creating a delicious selfcest scenario & no bottom Kirking

cause it's Spock's soul that is the hole, then you're forced with seeing Kirk (ie his body) bottom & that's just not even a little hot to me. However I do have an idea for a transporter accident fic where Spock's body gets duplicated cause the transporter 3D printed 2 Spock bodies but put one Spock

Apparently I just don't like my own transporter accident fics cause the other one of my fics I don't super like is the body swap one... I think body swaps just suck as someone with picky top/bottom tastes cause if you have Spock-in-Kirk's-body be the one that bottoms, which is what you'd have to do

That's what finally makes Spock go to Bones & be like "can you wave your magic light stick over my bruise & make it disappear & then also choke me unconscious please"

I'm glad somebody does cause I sure as shit do not. Friendship ended with "Planarian Odyssey" now "Viscera" is my best friend lmaooo

The shitty awful one where Spock gets split into his human & Vulcan halves. Hate that fucker. Worst fic I ever wrote

Wait can you imagine Spock with a big shiner tho?? Showing it off all preening & shit while contrite little Kirk trails after him holding the door & putting his jacket over puddles & fetching Spock anything & everything he wanted...

Oh the dangerous evening nap... I have fallen prey to that fucker a time or 2 myself lmaoooo

TRUE TRUE

I want to write more about AOS Kirk getting into fights.... Throwing punches... Kicking the shit out of people. Not in a "damsel in distress, Spock has to come rescue him" manner like most fics but in a "Spock has to stand back so he doesn't accidentally get socked in the fray as well" way

You've been the busiest bee lately so really I think you're supposed to hibernate for like 3 months just to make up for it &, personally, I think you should get paid to do it. If I ran the world that's the first thing I'd instate

SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

WIP sketch of Sam from Starfleet Academy holding a Moopsy

Oh, to be photonic

I orphaned that fic I hate... Baby's first orphan