Boater Witch Poppy

getting fired on my first day as a CNC machinist for shouting at the lathe to shut up and take it

(I will get Solovairs, not docs, dw)

I need a new pair of Docs

huge plot hole tbh, i’m not sure why the oil can’t just take the Eagles of Manwë and bypass the straight altogether

"this would fix me" but its literally just a society that isnt constantly out to get me and the ones I love

I think my adhd meds have maybe stopped working, I haven't felt this out of it since I started on them, I'm barely able to concentrate and I just want to sleep

‘Be real Labour’: Unite cuts Labour affiliation fee by 40% and hits out at government – LabourList Trade union Unite has cut its affiliation fee to the Labour Party by 40 percent, amounting to a £580,000 drop in funding for the party.…

‼️ BREAKING: Unite the Union vote to cut Labour affiliation by 40% , resulting in a £580,000 reduction for the party.

👀 The union will consult members on the future of the relationship with the party...

Read here 👇
labourlist.org/2026/03/unit...

Yeahhh, it's hard getting people together for that kind of thing for any amount of time - really you want to hit a critical mass of people so that you're not relying on the same 5 or 6 every week

Sure it's a little bit of a Led By Donkeys type thing to do, but it'd feel so good to confront the fuckers still pouring their money into it with the consequences of their actions

Gods, if I had the money I'd love to take out a billboard outside Watford Station (where the Harry Potter experience at WB studios is) that tells people buying Harry Potter stuff funds transphobia

I've got enough of a collection of cards at this point from draft nights and prereleases that I could actually get a mediocre standard deck together! Unfortunately it'd be very mediocre because I refuse to put in any universes beyond cards

Starting my own magic format, it's called Standard Magic and it's just standard but with magic sets that are universes within

guy who is trying slightly too hard to distance himself from the median western tourist in Tokyo and slipping into overt hostility to Japanese culture

Call me anti Jonah Jameson when I'm playing mtg bc I DON'T WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

anyway the tl;dr is that they're right.

You should try both transing your gender and using linux. Both are easier than ever to get into, you can change your mind at any time, and even if you don't end up sticking with it you'll learn a lot.

Nice pussy bestie, how many mahjong tiles can you fit in there?

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

Currently on the kind of journey that has me googling "is mercury in retrograde"

Anytime someone says some bit of automation could "free up" workers to shift from a menial to a more important task they have conveniently forgotten that we don't have a centrally planned economy. The only mechanism we have for moving workers from one sector to another is compulsion via poverty.

a lil help <3

My mum has woken up and saved me, holy shit the relief coursing through me rn

My mum coming through in the 11th hour to loan me the money while I wait for it from my dad, absolitely clutch, holy shit

That said, technique for this shit is different from when I was in school - for one thing I didn't have FF cups that I could push together while looking all innocent

I'll never say I didn't learn anything in school ever again

Lying about your homework in school is actually just practice for explaining to people why you don't have their money rn but will in a couple days

Reach Heaven Through Violence

the existence of firearms sealegs and airheads implies the existence of earthtorsos

I'm currently messaging around my friends and family to see if anyone else can help me out with any of it at all, but it's 6am on a Sunday and nobody is awake rn

Idk what to do, I'm £700 short of what's needed and I need it by 10am - and I need to be moving the boat by 8