a thing you need to know about me is that I own a box full of Hollywood Video's FitstRites titles on VHS
11.03.2026 21:05
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a thing you need to know about me is that I own a box full of Hollywood Video's FitstRites titles on VHS
counterpoint: ALL pixar movies are gay
treat my tweets like a juicy bite of steak... yummy :)
no. there was no exclusive space ghost coast to coast interview on the nutty professor vhs. cartoon-network-branded volumes of episodes of jonny quest, on the other hand...
I straight up fuck with night lights
autism is a type of gay
😡 NO! NOT FAIR!!!
Imagine you are so dog-like in your demeanor that cashiers stop giving you human money, like they keep giving you dog currency (with dog presidents on them) as change
need
I am becoming more and more computer every day
The premise of Twin Peaks is "what if characters in a David Lynch movie were in a TV show". The existence of "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me" supports this.
I'm making pot roast today, can you blame me?
I bean saying this
a screenshot from my letterboxd year in review, showing my first movie from 2025 being "I Want To Be Neenja: The Movie" and the last being "Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair"
First and last movie of 2025 was essentially the same
a community photo found on Michael Jackson's official website depicting what appears to be a photoshopped picture of young michael jackson with a nasty-looking Santa Claus. The caption, from December 21, 2010, reads "Hello ! ! ! I ‘m Milys Jackson…I ‘m 15…I love the Children like Michael Jackson…i love the Music like Michael Jackson…and I think about the WRLD like Michael Jackson…how…and just…I created 6 songs for ALL THE WORLD ! ! !"
a very dr. conrad murray christmast to you a ho-ho-ho-HEE-HEE!
they should have aspirin on the menu at every restaurant
there are two wolves inside me... goth and prep
RIP Rob reiner 🙏 watching your Southpark ep in you're honor
The best Christmas present is a painted life-size statue of Santa Claus with a huge sack of real toys
sometimes I'm all like "I should post more"
A box of Mother's "Dinosaur Grrrahams", featuring three different dinosaur-shaped graham cookies arranged on a light green rectangle surrounded by a dark green border. A Yellow Dinosaur footprint contains the text "They're Big!"
I STILL THINK ABOUT YOU
there should be a second halloween but it's just for girls to dress like cats
ya
no smoking, no porno... THIS SUCK
I'm in jail now 😒
goin over to my buddys house. he's got every porno ever made
gross guy wearing a cross necklace, spiked up hair, dark grey t-shirt and rectangular wire rim glasses
delaying my bedtime so I watch a guy on Youtube that looks like this
doin air guitar to roseanne theme even though its a saxaphone
first of all : way too scary