Pru

I won't tell you I've given up but there will be signs

Me at literally any given moment

if you give someone a mylar balloon it becomes a theirlar balloon

Cats out here living large

What are we splurging on tonight? I'm feeling spendy and getting spinach.

Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment

I want you all to know i have cat-like reflexes (want to sleep all day in the sun)

Just add a scoop of compost

Little Elias looking towards the camera over his glasses as his father takes a selfie of them together, his father is wearing a ball cap jacket and pants and Elias is wearing a shirt, jacket, and coat

HEARTBREAKING! My little boy is going blind in Gaza. His eyes are fading away. I beg you on my knees, please help me save his sight before it’s too late. I can't bear to see him in darkness forever. Please, have mercy! SAVE HIS EYES!
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gofund.me/5f2429cda

Help me

Ok gorg!

Decaf. It's not that bad really.

One man’s trash is another man’s garbage.

Because that’s how synonyms work.

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

- current houseplants to the new ones

They are better off on their own.

Sometimes the clothes want a taste of what you're eating ;)

I'm just a Poe boy nobody loves me

When even the animals get raptured but you don't

when life hands you lemons, you have been chosen. it is time. there is no turning back now. you are the Lemon Keeper.

i knew frog and toad since they were just tadpoles. everybody knew they were gay, but we didn't really understand frogsexuality back then.

Places that observe daylight saving time: Sleep experts say the clock change disrupts your circadian rhythm and can harm your health.

Also places that observe daylight saving time: Anyway, enjoy your suffering. See you in six months.

Salon sign reads “Guaranteed Shorter Hair.”

“Meeting expectations since 1994.”

Me: have a nice day

Customer: they stopped making those but thank you

"Your bank account is lying to you" OK but that's the only economic indicator I care about

I wanted to be kidnapped when I was a kid thanks to the movie ruthless people

She said she's not done torturing you yet

Right, and you don't have to worry about sunburn

Hmmmmmmmmm....interesting......

It's international women's day so if I've ever made you laugh you owe me an international woman