Nice husband you got there. Would be a shame if this super sexy woman were to fuck just him!
11.03.2026 04:16
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Nice husband you got there. Would be a shame if this super sexy woman were to fuck just him!
if you posted this on bluesky today, current Twitter users would screencap it and haughtily rant about how everybody on this platform is a nasty pervert
Tweet by TERF account Zelda Aurora Jeanne Gabriel @ZeldaAGabriel, reading "Men. Do. Not. Have. Breasts." Quote tweeted by Rob Incognito @MrPostsGood reading "Tell that to my lockdown weight gain Zelda". Reply by me @NonagonNonsense reading "One day someone's gonna find this tweet by searching "weight gain Zelda"
Reply to my @NonagonNonsense's tweet "One day someone's gonna find this tweet by searching "weight gain Zelda" by beep @beep92627 reading "How does it feel to be blessed with prophechy? Personally I just feel called out" attached to a screenshot of twitter search bar with "zelda weight gain" typed in it
I wish this gift had never come to me.
Fu, Lu and Shou the sanxing
play that feng shui music wise boy
it just comes naturally to me.
The Guardian headline reading "A moment that changed me: I resolved to reduce my screen time - and it was a big mistake"
never log off
wireless mouse look inside wires meme cat
>large glass of “dry” white wine
>look inside
>memory of every life i could have lived, every person i could have been
Folks doing that fuckass found-family-as-nuclear-family thing getting on shippers' backs like "nooooo, character A can't fuck character B because B is A's Honorary Mom™" as though that makes it LESS hot.
“boy you’re gonna gary that weight” me to my friend gary (hes a weightlifter)
keith stack i was unfamiliar with your brony game
If you dont have at least one kink an 18 year old on tumblr would try to cancel you for that you indulge in shamelessly you arent living tbh
you're telling me this beef is strokin' off?
serial experiments lain
r/femalelivingspace
this is even more impressive when you consider you need 10,000 hours of armpit experience to be an armpit expert
the post of the original thumbnail vanished before I could like it but I DID download it and make my own version
You know what? Sure. I’m not driving.
sir. your daughter's life is in our hands. if you want her back, you must do the following. go to our youtube page. watch our three most recent comedy sketches. post a comment with helpful critique on what we could do better. no one wants to do this for us so we have taken matters into our own hands
Nuclear detonation tonite? 👀
Nuclear detonation tonight queen??
Nuclear detonation tonite? 👀
Stop the car
in my dream I met a doomsday prepper, prepping for his doomsday. I told him I didn't think the world was going to end soon, and that that's probably pretty disappointing for a doomsday prepper to hear, but he shook his head. "prepare to be disappointed," he said, "but prepare."
my chemical munitions
Attack on Beautiful Tits
we all know that one couple that's Working Mature Woman and The Pervert
Twitter screenshot reading "Politics - Trending" on the first line and "WHERE IS CONGRESS" in all caps on the second line
POV you are a baboon who has been separated from the rest of its pack
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
