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@penguinitoguate

Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor. Progressive/Leftist. Atheist. Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala. Husband. Daddy of doggies.

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When future historians, sociologists, and other academic types study the currently unfolding slow-mo inevitability of war escalation, do you think it'll be called World War 3 or something more descriptive like The Pedophile Wars?

12.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You act the role of Caesar enough, you may develop delusions of imperial grandeur. Same with Napoleon or Alexander or Muad'Dib.

10.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe historic function of fascism is to smash the working class, destroy its organizations, and stifle political liberties when the capitalists find themselves unable to govern and dominate with the help of democratic machinery.”

– Leon Trotsky, β€˜Fascism, what it is and how to fight it’

07.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1011 πŸ” 455 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 9

It almost seems like people don't owe you praise if they think you're a lousy person.

08.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

America

Built on the blood of the indigenous, with the hands of slavery

And for generations, building is wealth by exploitation of anyone weaker, country or creed.

There are centuries of ill will built up. The dam is about to burst

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, let me get this straight...
These slurs – of their own free will and volition, and with their overpowering skills – forced their way into an innocent republican chatgroup.

Oh... sorta like "Racism Appears at Klan Rally".

06.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€” How am I supposed to sleep if there are always complaints about how spicy things are and demands to see the manager?

β€” That's not what a white noise machine does.

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, yes, it's WW3, but on the other hand, at least drag queens won't be reading books to children.

06.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new DHS Secretary-designate summed up in one very Southern phrase:

β€œMarkwayne? That boy's almost as sharp as mashed potatoes.”

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

"I'm gonna hit you, then you're gonna surrender. What?! NO! You're not supposed to hit back! How dare you!"

03.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A poster showing an AI-generated heroic Trump with text: President Trump is ending the forever way that Iran has waged against America for the last 47 years."

A poster showing an AI-generated heroic Trump with text: President Trump is ending the forever way that Iran has waged against America for the last 47 years."

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength"

We are living in Oceania.

01.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1188 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 17
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I hate how accurate this tweet is.

01.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 18923 πŸ” 5440 πŸ’¬ 429 πŸ“Œ 228
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01.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1644 πŸ” 620 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 21

The Constitution is a document. Its power was always a collective agreement, a shared decision to be bound by it. What you're witnessing in real time is what happens when one faction decides to simply... stop being bound by it, and discovers that the consequences they were told would follow, don't.

28.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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25.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After seeing clips of Stephen Miller barking supremacist assertions on TV and reading some of his typewritten screams into the Everything App Void, I've come to realize that he thinks that subtext is for pussies.

25.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I were the Greenlanders, I'd check that hospital ship for Odysseus and his Greeks before letting it anywhere near shore, given that it's a weird creepy unnecessary oddly shaped "gift" no public reporting on what is happening in Greenland explains and Trump is Temu Agamemnon

22.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1598 πŸ” 412 πŸ’¬ 243 πŸ“Œ 66
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I’ve lived in this town since the Triassic. I think I’ve earned a voice.

21.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1380 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 9

Mass suicidal ideation is what untreated self-loathing does to brains too grandiose to die alone

19.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

20.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 10194 πŸ” 1395 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 38

I was jestermaxxing and I missed your cortisol spike from being cringemogged

17.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ΒΏSeguro que esto es cerdo?
Pregunto porque mi chicharrΓ³n tiene un tatuaje.

13.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When in doubt blame Ronald Reagan. It’s probably his fault somehow anyway #ronaldreagan

11.02.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 7

Si no entendiste lo que cantΓ³ Bad Bunny, entonces es tu problema. Obviamente debes expandir tus horizontes y aprender otro idioma y acerca de culturas que no son la tuya. AsΓ­ te convertirΓ‘s en una persona mejor, mΓ‘s educada y mΓ‘s completa.

09.02.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Panem et circenses doesn't work if the peasants can't afford bread."

– Marie Antoinette, probably

09.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BjΓΆrk, ΒΏeres tu?

09.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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04.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0