DementiaPatience

9 and 18 are fun :)

youve convinced me to start gooning in hospital and im not even in hospital....

bluesky age verification is BS. i have a YOTI acc that's verified my age, but NOOOOO, i have the use the face scan that thinks im like 5, plus my bank card just,, doesnt work either.

Bluesky's age verification is entirely client-side. Meaning you can bypass it using uBlock Origin.

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call me a jackhammer the way i jack it when im hammered

im happy to stand behind you and block others from seeing! no i dont think anythings poking you -

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THE NETHER 🗣🗣🗣

#nsfw #nsfwirl #meme #minecraft #aminecraftmovie #femboy #ass #thenether

SEX POSITIVITY MEME

same :(((

completely understandable 🫡

obvious answer - ass

pavlov's creature

well now your just putting words in my mouth lmao

anyone is squishy if you squeeze hard enough 🤭

UGH i mean if we MUST 🙄🙄

A picture of a mug at a store with a price sticker covering part of the text. The mug has the text "MY ASS IS" with the price sticker cutting it off with the statement "REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE $2"

morning ya'll

the only person to complain about your head is yourself - Obama 1874 probably

by liking this message you sign a contract. i wont tell you whats on it but your signing it :)

Is your daughter named Stacy?

Tits vs Ass is such a strange argument, especially when theyre both the same thing, just one has nipples and one has a hole. But yes your honour i do prefer tits.

WHERE

Straight jorkin in it and by straight i mean gay and by it i mean ... my peanu s

Welcome home 🫡

WHERE

all of the above.

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from the archives 💚

new to bsky nsfw #bskynsfw

❥mimi
❥ she/they
❥ always horny
❥ bi
❥ sub soft & hard kinks :)
❥ posting my own content
❥dms open :p

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