Mensa Test Retaker

Firefly Alpha 7 launch attempt tonight, launch window opens 7:50pm CDT. I think it'll actually happen this time

Sorry if I'm naive or cringe or a caremaxxer or whatever the fuck to be shocked and disgusted by this. I think this is incitement and should be a crime tbh. This man should not be welcome anywhere

Betty (dog) and Feti (cat) sit butt to butt sharing a single dog bed

More in the cuddle files thread

phish test email link goes to "oldmacdonald.had-a-phish.farm"

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Ozzy burned his finger on a hot glue gun and has a gnarly blister on his knuckle

There should be an air bud where he robs a bank

Oh you!!!

I am absolutely slogging through the mud with Invitation to a Beheading. It's great, but interminable, incredible book taking place almost entirely in one room, a jail cell. I will not skip to the end to see if he's in fact beheaded, posters promise.

My tone while saying it may have tipped others to my politics

another example of trump lexicon entering daily language is that I said we will need One Big Beautiful Merge to incorporate all the hackathon code into dev branch

Ben Shapiro has new eyebrows

Holy shit, Ben Shapiro is Grouchomaxxing.

Would love to hear the definition of "old book" here

He also crashed the home of a neighbor to whom I then had to explain the concept of Himbo

this post made my heel blister

it's so good

Wet tuxedo cat crouched in the shower being rinsed off. His face is not amused.

Someone crawled under a truck being worked on and got oil all over his back

Rick Roderick on Baudrillard - Fatal Strategies [full length] ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ ｅｄｉｔｉｏｎ YouTube video by Nick Nilsson

this is how I learned about Baudrillard

Para hockey, better than regular hockey?

My team is having one Tuesday. Not officially a Claude hackathon, but effectively

I have deployed the leaf blower to dry Betty off after bath

Are you stupid

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

Val and her mom can't pronounce Netanyahu and just resorted to neti pot

Our best mentat Tom is on the case. Could be a facedancer, could be a ghola, either way assume Jim is dead and has been replaced by... Something.

Jim Carrey / Facedancer

We have received the emails and will discuss the facedancer replacing Jim Carrey in the next episode. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Call me when they spin a 737 in a soapy bowl

Five minutes on Risa and he gives you this look

Babe are you OK? You know the rest

(handwaving) There is distance inflation in Texas, 5 miles in TX = 1 in NE corridor

We will soon drop the pretense and consider San Antonio/Austin a singular unit like DFW, which will allow for an NFL team in San Marcos