Demon Squirrel

Aww, did she FAFO🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bet he thought he'd be declared the next Ayatollah of Iran.🤬

First Amendment, Baby!!📜

U.S. family moved to Russia to escape liberal culture and got drawn into the war with Ukraine As many as 1,500 “ideological immigrants,” including 127 Americans, have applied for temporary residence in Russia in the last year.

Yep and look where it got these ones. 🤔

www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...

Who in their right mind would kill a vampire Christopher Lee? I'd be willing to be his Renfield.

I'm sure he'd be a benevolent master.😅

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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office King expresses his ‘deepest concern’ and says ‘law must take its course’ as former prince arrested at Sandringham estate

Wow, we could learn some things from the UK!

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Best thing on TV!!

I'm betting this never happened

The critics' reviews, not the audience ones. Those are, well, I'll let you all decide about them.🤔🙄

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The reviews are brutally hilarious.

www.rottentomatoes.com/m/melania

No one is that good of an actor, not even the wonderful Miss Piggy!🤣

Quoted and stolen.

So true!

I am now. Had my first mammogram this week and it was clear.🎆🎇

I'm glad you were able to get a port. They really do make it easier 💗

Same.

Not a doctor, but I'm 61 and my arm veins are shite. All blood work had to be taken from the back of my hands until they put my port in (for chemo).

I'm wondering if there is a medical reason he can't have a port or PICC line.

And her boss 🍊💩🤡

It is German onion pie. Onions,bacon, eggs, sour cream, caraway seeds in a pie crust and baked. Very tasty.

I like making Zwiebelkuchen, which takes 6 pounds of onions, cooked translucent. It used to take me about 3 hours, in batches, to cook.

I use a pressure cooker now. It takes about 15 to 20 minutes and I can cook the whole 6 pounds at the same time.

You can use it to caramelize them too.

Only when I'm off the clock😉

Lol I've already given up on 2025 and thought it was Thursday. Hence the Thor's Day.🤣

Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Hogmanay.

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Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Get Drunk Early for Hogmanay. Raise a pint or two!

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Well, they are at the FO of FAFO. Raise your hand if you aren't surprised!!🙄

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Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. It is 4 More Pasta Eating Days Day

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Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Happy 3rd Day of Noodlemas. Sorry I missed yesterday's 2nd Day of Noodlemas but I had to work.☹️

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Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Happy 1st Day of Noodlemas!

Well, she sounds like a lovely person. 🙄