Mike (@85mf) — KonKok

one of those posts where you try to stifle a laugh even if there’s no one else in the room

12.03.2026 21:26 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It’s a big steak, I guess.

12.03.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

brb bout to buy some fleeing billionaire’s beachfront mansion CHEAP

12.03.2026 19:22 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

80 degrees yesterday and it’s snowing like crazy lousy smarch weather

12.03.2026 18:53 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes sir

12.03.2026 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just make a list of the strong guys you want to hang out with, this is taking forever man

12.03.2026 13:21 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” but with two dorks.

11.03.2026 20:06 👍 47 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 0

11.03.2026 15:48 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I think more players should beat Kobe’s mark in meaningless games

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what is being an American with Italian heritage if not doing this exact thing whenever it’s time to be even 1% Italian

11.03.2026 15:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s fun that Team Italy is a bunch of American dudes with Italian names doing Italian stereotype versions of American Baseball Lunkhead bits

11.03.2026 13:35 👍 192 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

11.03.2026 13:27 👍 3769 🔁 940 💬 72 📌 32

Bryce Harper cleaning his blood

11.03.2026 12:01 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Wouldn’t he - and everyone else on and around the team - have had an entire day between games to understand this? What are these guys doing all day actually don’t answer that

11.03.2026 11:58 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1

excellent

11.03.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats king

11.03.2026 02:50 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Tiger King, with a tiger

Congrats king

11.03.2026 02:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A bunch of Republicans on a Fox network embarrassing America, must be a day ending in Y.

11.03.2026 02:52 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Emeril

Congrats king

11.03.2026 02:45 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats king

11.03.2026 02:43 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Congrats king

11.03.2026 02:22 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

11.03.2026 00:58 👍 192 🔁 52 💬 3 📌 17

they do not have many good players!

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao i forgot it was the Raiders who gave Baltimore’s center $27 million a year what a clusterfuck all around

11.03.2026 00:10 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My guess is they lost two other good starters then looked at their roster and realized they weren’t actually that good and they needed those picks bad

11.03.2026 00:08 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 👍 1863 🔁 302 💬 18 📌 8

Pitt fan of taste, please identify yourself

10.03.2026 19:17 👍 62 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1

Of course!

10.03.2026 13:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you didn’t choke them where they stood for saying that you are a better person than me

10.03.2026 13:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“No it’s not weird, uhhhhh your grandparents will all be there. Ok who wants to talk about the beatitudes?”

10.03.2026 13:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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