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@paradajzhotel

PhD in Statistics. Only come to see the Arsenal!

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I think that's impossible. Tottenham are out πŸ˜•

11.01.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snyggt! Kan man hjΓ€lpa till pΓ₯ nΓ₯got sΓ€tt? Jag kan gott tΓ€nka mig att bidra med nΓ₯gra timmar hΓ€r och var om det behΓΆvs!

16.12.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sundsvall var min bΓ€sta weekendresa ever. 10 av 10!!

09.12.2025 06:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's even worse is that in Swedish, they literally mean the same thing!

23.10.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eller hur! Det sista jag vill drΓΆmma om Γ€r Niklas StrΓΆmstedt!

18.10.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, just send Calafiori down the council to ask for planning permission. Shirt unbottned, he should get them whatever they need.

07.10.2025 12:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kalla!

01.10.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His attempts at 6.30 today were also with a completely new pole, never used before

15.09.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to say, the thought of you waving Arsenal pom-poms around made me happy

02.09.2025 10:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nu Γ€r jag snart doktor i statistik, och jag kan med 100% sΓ€kerhet sΓ€ga att det betyder 5-0 till Liverpool imorgon πŸ˜•

30.08.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not less than nothing. There are allegations of longstanding connections between the agent and organized crime, made and verified by serious Swedish news outlets

15.08.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I love seeing houses like that Zagrebačka! It reminds me of visiting my gradpa when I was a kid

11.08.2025 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Swe have been unusually sloppy with the ball today, my guess is probably because of changes in the backline/midfield. With their preferred line-up, I think Swe could match Eng quite well, as they did in qualification. It'll probably be boring as f**k, though

12.07.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vad i! Hur fΓ₯r man tag pΓ₯ ett sΓ₯nt?

09.05.2025 14:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You knew all along!

09.04.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, nu Γ€r jag inte neutral, men jag kan verkligen tΓ€nka mig att vi Γ€r sΓ₯ in i helvete stΓΆriga, bΓ₯de supporterkollektivet och herrarnas A-lag. Men det kΓ€nns liksom bra pΓ₯ nΓ₯got sΓ€tt, nΓ€stan renande. Mycket mycket hellre det hΓ€r Γ€n att folk hΓ₯nskrattar och klappar pΓ₯ huvudet, som fΓΆr tio Γ₯r sedan.

06.02.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we need an onion bun levitating right in front of him

03.02.2025 09:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been thinking of this as well. It seems many agree that implementation is crap, yet media never grab it by the horns. Is it that outlets have nothing to win from pushing that sort opinion (or are not allowed to by publishers)? I don't think it will ever come from fans, because of tribalism

28.01.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But where's the fun in being normal? Just imagine how boring to go around scoring proportional to xG...

22.01.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure! Although not that experienced in football stats

06.01.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Obviously, a perfect hat-trick can be improved easily by adding one of these (@poorlydrawnarsenal.com)

03.01.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most likely he is such a good captain that he broke his own toe, in solidarity with Rice.

14.12.2024 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not Freddie, but KΓ€llstrΓΆm. Freddie is dashing, 10 out of 10 as always!

13.12.2024 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, some kind of director of football. Lately, there have been plenty of reports of him (and other people who call the shots) imposing a really bad working environment, treating poeple badly, calling out whistleblowers, etc.

19.11.2024 06:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That guy is not so popular in Sweden right now, because of what he is doing with the national team

18.11.2024 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As a Swede, no other choices are possible

18.11.2024 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I got to know of you after joining bluesky. So at least you are expanding!

15.11.2024 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0