I’d consider it a massive improvement if Gr*ndr waited at least a full minute before harassing me with ads in the first 5 seconds of opening the app. “Pay for the app!” The same app that allows spam bots to detect when I go online to DM me to click suspicious links? Right.
Skipped office day today because there is no way I’m going to Parramatta in 40° weather. So who am I sucking at home today? 👀
I don’t suck dick to make “content”, I make content out of sucking dick (and even then, not all the time). The part where we film is never obligatory, but the ‘having fun’ part is. If we’re not in it to enjoy, there’s no point in filming it in the first place.
If the IPA hasn’t given it away, I’m into linguistics and sucking /dɪk/ (or /dək/ if you’re Kiwi).
Good moaning, bros! It’s 25/01/25 today, which sounds like a pretty good day to officially open my JustForFans with full-length features of all the cocksucking and cockmilking I get up to on my lunch breaks. Only raw, undirected, pure amateur stuff.
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I think I need to do a special Melbourne trip for all the lovely Melbourne cock I’m seeing. 🤤
First day back at work after the holidays. I need a sugar daddy. 😮💨
Maybe it was more eye-edging. I imagine an eyefucking would be a lot more intense and would end in eyecumming.
Just had a 30-minute mutual eyefucking sesh with a local gymbro. I’ve seen him plenty before, but this must be the first time we’ve actually mutually locked eyes… back and forth… for half an hour. He’s now sadly left with his mates.
It’s immortal now. 😂🤣
Now I’m exhausted and need a nap. I think I’m done for the day.
Three cocks serviced today, and it’s not even midday yet. Thank you, Real Estate cutie, Scottish Ryan, and my favourite cowboy of all time, the Equestrian. A great start to the new year. 😌
First test of the year just came back. Good news, all clear for STIs. Bad news, all the holiday carbs, fat, and sugar I don’t normally have on the regular just raised my cholesterol levels. 🥴
I didn’t completely break tradition, though. I didn’t swallow. I’ll do that with one of my scheduled faves later—or two. 😏
So, with the blessing of my faves, I went for it. Mid-thirties, recently single, straight (bio said ‘women only’), and HUNG with a plump bum. We originally planned to meet the day after Faves-Only Day, but the sexting was too much for him he just needed it. First milking done.
Fuck, all my top picks are only free from tomorrow, but there’s a bicurious gloryhole virgin who wants to drop by this arvo. Do I risk breaking tradition for a new guy??
Having said that, our cousins fly back today, which means the apartment is free again, which means there’s some catching up to do in the new year.
Despite bemoaning my lack of dick this past holiday season, I truly had an amazing time spending it with some amazing people. Nothing but love and laughter, and I wouldn’t trade any of it for my gym crush’s dick.
I love sucking new dick, but one of my new year traditions is to suck a favourite for good luck. Thankfully, I’ve already had three of them volunteer, so it’s now just a matter of who messages first on Wednesday. I don’t mind having all three back to back—or simultaneously. 😮💨
Did hobbits cruise pub toilets? I know Mr Dildo Dickin certainly would’ve. #gaynerd #nerdslut
In Hobbiton, there’s a hobbit hole for every profession — weavers, beekeepers, bakers, gardeners. You already know what kind of hobbit I would be and what kind of hole I would be running. I’m just a hobbit hole, Farmer Maggot, sir. #gaynerd #nerdslut
Trying to hide my dick deprivation induced boner in public. Four more days till I’m sucking dick in Sydney again, I can do this.
Saw a cock for the first time in ten days and it was glorious. Five more days till I can taste one again. 🤤
To all my friends who wished me another year full of cock, you know me so well, thank you. 😌
I’d do a Dicks Wrapped for 2024, but my dick tracking app is down, and I’m too lazy to do a manual count. 😭
If you’re cheating on your wife or gf, I don’t need to hear about it. It doesn’t turn me on, doesn’t make me want you more—in fact, it makes me a little nervous inviting you over. Keep it to yourself as that’s your business, not mine. If you want head, you can just say that.
Day three of my two-week dick hiatus and it’s already driving me up the wall (literally and hornily).
Finally started posting on my Fans page (link in bio lol) but it’s just this intro post for now. Decided to do it today on 24/12/24 because it’s not going to be 24/12/24 again in another thousand years, how cool?
In theory, it could’ve been a good time to cruise the shops today—I’d never seen so many ridiculously attractive boyfriends with their girlfriends at the local Coles. But in reality, it was absolutely manic. Never doing last minute grocery shopping again.
I think I finally understand why anyone would like to be a cumdump (other than the fact that it’s hot). You’ve already prepped for it, you’re clean, nothing else inside you but cum, why wouldn’t you want more?
