muero×salir 🥑🥄

Ni un paso atrás.

This is America now.

We’re way past the “First they came for the Mexicans” stage.

The Warrior Ethos leaves no room for nuanced “words” 🙄

To Keep Americans Safe, the Press Must Only Publish Hot Photos of Me “The Defense Department has barred press photographers from briefings on the ongoing U.S.-Israeli military conflict with Iran after they published ...

"The world is a dangerous place right now--with strikes on suspected 'drug boats' in the Caribbean, the threat of unilateral military action in Latin America, and a poorly defined war in Iran that I started. That is exactly why it’s critical I look jacked as shit in the media."

Words just don’t mean anything anymore.

“Working on it!”

Los Alpha Males de Schrödinger que son “muy hombres” y también snowflakes y agachados.

Krasnov wins Employee of the Month Medal.

“We’ll be losing money, but we’ll make up for it in volume…” 🙄

In completely unrelated news,

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

“Mission accomplished!” 🙄

Who died and made you the gazpacho police?

“Thank you for your service.”

You guys wrote DETAINED but the word you’re looking for is KIDNAPPED.

CRY HARDER YOU SNOWFLoh no wait.

He’s got pretty big shoes to fill, etcetera.

Swamp the drain!

Medical experts say that if you contract pneumonia you should visit a doctor. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says you should just bathe in raw sewage instead. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Well according to (checks notes) tRump, Iran IS a war and Carl is right.

Is it really a war?

Play along with Andrew Heaton's new game show.

Only he can fix iOH NO WAIT

So… is this or is this not a freaking’ war? 🙄

After 3 decades of herd immunity, measles outbreaks return in Colorado Colorado faces its worst measles outbreak in decades, with seven cases linked to Broomfield schools, reflecting vaccination challenges.

After 3 decades of herd immunity, measles outbreaks return in Colorado

Colorado faces its worst measles outbreak in decades, with seven cases linked to Broomfield schools, reflecting vaccination challenges.

www.9news.com/article/news...

Measles erases immune ‘memory’ for other diseases Results from tests of unvaccinated children and monkeys come as measles cases spike around the world.

Nevermind that measles actually *erases* immune memory so it is the exact opposite of a “Ferrari of immunity” but hey, Bigtree
gets away with that nonsense because people would have to learn how to read in order to know that. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Wait cold what? 🙄

Trump blocks FBI terror threat alert linked to Iran war Top Trump officials ordered it placed on hold over concerns that it could show the domestic risk of the war and further erode public support.

What could possibly go wrong?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense”