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Building the next-gen chaos engine with hot takes from the trenches of product. Unhinged as a Service. The roadmap is a lie. www.productpanic.com

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Don't let bugs get you down.

#product #productmanagement #jira #tech #dev

26.06.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Product managers, don't argue with your stakeholders. There is no point. Just compromise, what harm could come from that?

You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.

#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment

20.06.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Product managers when stakeholders send:

"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"

without any context.

#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap

18.06.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do relate and feel you. Closing MS Teams after the last meeting of the week feels similar when getting another ”quick questionβ€œ to talk.

#productmanagement #prodmgmt #tgif

13.06.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh sure why not, one more little itty bitty custom feature couldn't possibly have any negative consequences for our business.

#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients

16.06.2025 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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inb4 "hey you got a minute?"

#product #productmanagement #corporate #tech #remotework #friday

13.06.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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MVPs can be so disappointing. Don't worry tho, ChatGPT integration is coming next quarter!

#product #productmanagement #startups #ai #tech #mvp

12.06.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Product managers when stakeholders ask if the roadmap is accurate:

11.06.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Designers everywhere today asking their PM if a UI update can get added to the roadmap.

#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass

10.06.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When a PM tells a stakeholder that their feature request did not make it onto the roadmap.

#product #tech #agile

10.06.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's not the year, it's the miles.

Happy Monday, PMs.

#product #productmanagement #monday #tech #work #life

09.06.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tfw you start work on Friday morning and see your cancerous todo list that won't stop growing, the roadmap in flames, and a stack of half finished PRDs and product briefs while your Slack is blowing up before 5 hours of straight meetings:

#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes

06.06.2025 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When the product manager changes a single color in @figma.com

#product #productmanagement #ux #tech

04.06.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this wrong?

The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.

#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes

03.06.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And for a limited time only you can get the whole starter pack for only $29.95/mo!

#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive

02.06.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Does Friday ever catch you completely off guard?

PRDs...
The roadmap...
Stakeholder follow ups...

Don't panic. Whatever you miss will be waiting for you Monday.

#product #panic #prodmgmt #tech #agile #friday

30.05.2025 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When leadership hasn't heard of "The Mythical Man Month" and insists that simply doubling the size of the dev team will get a feature done in half the time.

#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources

29.05.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New @martycagan.bsky.social piece just dropped...

www.svpg.com/the-era-of-t...

28.05.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If a tree falls in the forest but it didn’t support your OKRs, does it even matter?

28.05.2025 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This account may speak from the product manager’s chair, but we LOVE our software engineers.

Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!πŸ‘‡πŸΌ

27.05.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who do you think would win?

#product #prodmgmt #agile #tech #memes

27.05.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something absolutely ~*~magical~*~l about jumping right back into work after a long holiday weekend.

Ruined roadmaps, broken backlogs, angry Jira comments *breaths deep* ahhhhhhh that's the stuff.

27.05.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the PMs in the US, it's a long holiday weekend.
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.

Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.

#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday

23.05.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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9 out of 10 product managers recommend anxiety as a delivery tactic.

The 10th:

23.05.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live look, 3 days before the release:

22.05.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's dirty business, but it has to get done. #product #prodmgmt #agile #tech #memes #sorrynotsorry

21.05.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.05.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100%, because the only thing more appalling than a resurrected extinct beast of archaeological myth is someone else's backlog.

21.05.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Jira ticket is a horcrux - if you delete it, a part of the stakeholder will die. #product #prodmgmt #memes #stakeholders

21.05.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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tfw you find a credible answer to a problem in a 15 year old @martycagan.bsky.social article.

#product #prodmgmt #tech #memes #success

20.05.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0