but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space
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but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space
I mean obviously telling them to read the standard won’t get you any further, but it does help with the ol’ righteous fury.
Fucking hell. Tell them to read the standard, it’s right there.
Been to see The Secret Agent. 1. Who was the secret agent of the title? 2. An hour too long. 3. The alleged black humour was a bit thin on the ground. 4. No, it shouldn’t win Best Picture.
Still, a grim evocation of place, with some good performances. 3.5/5
Spurs: what the fuck?
In 2001, magistrates found that this year's Crufts winner kept kennels in such a disgusting state that a cocker spaniel developed a chronically-infected ear leading to surgical removal.
If you've a sec, could you click @change.org's petition for Crufts to ban anyone convicted of animal cruelty?
By far the best way.
Living the dream.
Ok, turns out I was kinda wrong (they grab the ceiling with their forelegs and flip over). youtu.be/j26cZFoJTzw
If you don’t know David Byrne’s latin period from the early 90s, you really should. This is Make Believe Mambo, from the fantastic album Rei Momo. youtu.be/wiruARgmQ34
Certain*. It flies at the ceiling and flips upside down, using the rest of its momentum to carry it the last of the way.
*I am a guy and think I saw something about this once.
Fantastic!
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Clean energy is far cheaper AND safer than relying on fossil fuels.
Speeding up the transition is the best way to protect households from future price spikes.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Flipped upside down at
The last second.
5 authors of whose books I have read at least 5.
Philip K Dick
Raymond Chandler
Jane Austen
Elmore Leonard
Terry Pratchett.
CAKES FOR EWA! WE DEMAND!
I still think about this a lot.
I love this song, and this bit, so much.
RIP Tony Hoare, inventor of quicksort and computer science pioneer.
I had the pleasure of running into him once or twice at Microsoft Research, mostly after he’d officially retired but kept showing up anyway.
“I’ve killed people for less.”
Sorry, turned 14 last weekend.
He’s 13, poor lad.
My nephew, who I love dearly, is a Spurs fan. Going to be so hard not to take the piss when I next see him.
Cover story from The Lancet, one of the world's most prestigious and high-impact general medical journals, that says "The destruction that Kennedy has wrought in 1 year might take generations to repair, and there is little hope for US health and science while he remains at the helm.
The Lancet spells out the case against RFK Jr so clearly.
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan... (1/4🧵)
4-Nil in 26 minutes. This is astonishing.
Top 10 best things on the internet. Easy.
Oh god, there’s an MMA fighter called Danny Mainus, and a YT vid of an aussie commentator pronouncing it “my anus” throughout—“my anus is taking a pounding”, etc and so on. Don’t have the link to hand but I will have a look JUST FOR YOU.
@cwashington.bsky.social was it you who posted it?
