Laura 🌊🌊🌊

Good morning to everyone except Jake Tapper. Cover the current President's mental acuity, not the past! Leave Joe alone!

Joe Biden will go down in history as a great President. Screw you, Jake Tapper!

I still don't believe he won all swing states.

Buttigieg: Like I love A1 steak sauce, but A1 steak sauce is not one of the most important things confronting humanity right now. Artificial intelligence is. And somebody who doesn't understand that probably should not be leading an important federal agency.

He's alive! 🙏🏼

He's alive!! 🙏🏼

Today I learned that furniture shopping should always be done with friends and margaritas between each store.

If you yelled "Lock Her Up" about Hillary's emails

But you won't say "Lock Them Up" about Michael Waltz and Pete Hegseth and their Signal chats and Gmail

Then you don't actually care about America at all

Money can't buy everything, Elon! 👏🏼👏🏼

Sen. Cory Booker putting his hand over his heart as he beats Strom Thurmond's floor address record

It may be breaking, but @booker.senate.gov's voice has never been more powerful.

Thank you, my friend, for speaking out for freedom, justice, and the country we love.

So powerful. 💙

Cory Booker is a beast. How is he still standing? Did he train for this??

Hillary is here!

To everyone saying to “ignore” what he’s saying because “it will never happen”…you are why we lose.

If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

That’s no way to win a race.

One of these things is not like the other.

Check this out — American stocks were on par with global stocks up until late January — and have now dropped terribly since then

Gosh I wonder what happened in late January?

I miss not having to worry about what's going on in the world every day.

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What happened in the Oval Office today was a complete disgrace. Such an embarrassment. Poor Ukraine.

You're in a cult.

Sometimes it really feels like we're living in a bizarro world. 🤦🏼‍♀️

So basically, the Department of Health and Human Services is finished. If you want to stay safe from food recalls, viruses, and whatever else is coming—better start looking elsewhere for reliable information.

Don’t worry - the cost of a dozen eggs is up 700% since last year.

The price of gas is going back up.

And Trump’s tariffs on steel and aluminum will drive inflation upwards while making cars and homes much more expensive.

But hey, at least the plastic straws we never lost are “back” right?!?