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Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
My scale/spam call load is usually 3/day.
I've gotten 11 so far today.
How long until this level of annoyance exceeds he amount of annoyance involved in changing my phone number?
When someone says "God works in mysterious ways" I assume that the field of Mathematics is considered mysterious to this person.
The ears are the perfect backstop to keep it from sliding backwards off his head!
Jesus What-Is-The-H-For Christ!!!
Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. Source: sweepthestrait.com
That's disappointing... I was excited to see people referencing @felicia.day's "(Do You Want to Date My) Avatar" making a resurgence... except, you know, with these big tiddy dragon girls you mentioned.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNy...
We had rather large hail, earlier.
Full self driving?
Should be full self crashing, amirite?
Even more biggerer #hail here in #Chicago...
Easily gold ball sized (in my wife's diminutive hand)
#Chicago #weather #hail
Four more rather large pieces of hail.
Oh, good... hail.
If you see this, post a robot.
I think season 4 was the first fictional podcast to make me say, "Oh, shit..."
It should be a crime to burden such genius with regulations regarding petty things like "imminent danger to life".
The president really is a despotic toddler.
r/SapphoAndHerFriend
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
"Many of you will suffer, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
It took me longer than it should have to figure out WTF happened...
Also, I can count on zero hands the number of times I've gotten a Boo.
Okay, screw speedtest.net but also speed.cloudflare.com is just way better anyway.
