Hobart (but after dark)

oops

an anthropomorphic cougar wear a latex suit, arm warmers, and feet warmers is holding a blue leash. the leash is connected to a naked red anthropomorphic deer. the deer is kneeling on the ground looking nervous up towards the cougar, while she holds their leash tight with one foot on his shoulder.

freak (@whorebart.bsky.social) on a leash

[ #cougar #puma #mountainlion #deer #leash #rubber #rubberfur #latex #collar #furry #furryart #fursona #fursonaart #feline #nsfw ]

Hobart, a red whitetail deer, in the bathroom of McDonald’s, rubbing a McChicken sandwich on his penis.

Hobart, a red whitetail deer, ejaculating into a McChicken.

there’s an awful lot of mayo on the mcchicken these days, i wonder where it comes from

art by @aka-meyneth.bsky.social who did an excellent job

the next evolution of jock straps

Pooltoy dick :3 for @whorebart.bsky.social

REUPLOADED BECAUSE I AM STUPID :3

#furry #pooltoy #pooltoyfurry

you guys actually get to see them

Hobart, a red buck, perched up onto a very large pool toy of Conrad, a crow. Hobart is sitting on Conrad’s tummy, inflating Conrad’s cock by mouth.

blow job

art by @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social

when i told conrad to blow me, this isn't what i had in mind at all!

art by the honorable @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social

Hobart, a red whitetail deer with a mullet and antler growth problems, is stuffed inside of an inflatable suit of Aryn, a dark red-purple lizardfolk with a huge tail and distinctive tattoos on her arms. He's right on the line between enjoying it a ton and being distressed, because he needs assistance to get out. He is standing in front of the Lizard Pit, a bar and grill Aryn owns and operates, on a cobblestone street in the town of Waterdeep, in the hopes the spectacle will draw people in for a cold beer and a hamburger. It is left to the reader to determine how successful this truly is.

Unfortunately for Hobart, the staff at the Lizard Pit aren't unionized.

This means he can be stuffed in a pooltoy suit of Aryn, the owner, for 16 hours, for "advertising," as a job requirement!

art by my raccoon best friend @zoobis.bsky.social

what if we fucked in the death valley national park restroom

do you guys ever fear buying so much of one type of fetish porn from someone that you end up typecasting them

life is too short not to make dad jokes in the sex groupchats

Hobart, a handsome, somewhat thin red deer with a mullet, being carried away by a giant balloon of Zeph, a violently lesbian raccoon. They are connected with a purple cord around their waists. Hobart's expression is of raw fear and he's very scared, as his limbs hang their uselessly. Zeph, being a balloon, is stuck in a fixed position, with a smile on their face, and their otherwise pointy hair reduced to a bunch of puffs.

i shouldn't have trusted nonunion scabs to help me keep @zoobis.bsky.social near the ground!

art by @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social

i think you forgot to proofread

ok it's 44 and freezing rain in madison tomorrow, do i actually do this just to give myself something to do

i went to the five nightclub in madison tonight and had a PBR

i truly lived in the patrick swayze PBR disco ad

youtu.be/DDZP31NZGoM?...

apparently it's not normal to cum into used grocery bags so you don't have to clean up after yourself as much

i will let you know of any further developments

i’m kinda slender too so idk if this would affect anything

i don’t think it’s too bad? my issue is that it never felt like my dick was really getting into the hole, just the parts that flare out

admittedly its a separate chamber and i’m a first time user so i also could have just done this wrong

it barely gets in i think? might have something to do with how i have it situated

reindeer pooltoy “lewd flausi” from the horseplay toys website, propped up on my bed

a strategically placed hole (SPH) i can put my penis in

i gave @horseplaytoys.bsky.social more money

lowkey i may not be large enough to properly fill the hole but the novelty value is high enough for me

the masculine urge to buy three more

horseplay cougar; effectively a feral cougar on its back with all of their limbs and tail pointing straight up, with a face tilted slightly upwards with prominent bedroom eyes

same pool toy as other image but flat from original packaging

i did some stupid shit last week and the results came in the mail

i think i’ll name her marcy

also she was put out by @horseplaytoys.bsky.social

there will be more content tomorrow with someone else

two pans of frozen bread dough thawing in the icebox

i am going to be bread tomorrow

don’t you hate puns that don’t work in text?

do you ever accidentally forget to move your stuff back to where it was after you vacuum?

University of Michigan Fight Song- "The Victors" YouTube video by Hydra

this keeps getting stuck in my head whenever i jerk off

youtu.be/Ygt0m2_sHgE?...

my dick rubbing up against a body pillow of one of my D&D scalies

i slept with my body pillow naked so i would be forced to clean it in the morning

this didn’t work at all

sometimes i wonder if my telegram messages read too much like those on microsoft teams, making it difficult for me to potentially hook up with people

presenting the only nude photograph anyone has taken with a Getzen Frumpet